I thought seeing as how the last scientist joke was so popular I’d followup with the really funny logical scientist joke. I like this particular logical scientist joke because the main characters are Aussies. Logical Scientist Walks In A Pub Two Aussie builders (Patrick and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Pat: – I reckon he’s an accountant. Eric: – No way – he’s a stockbroker.. Pat: – He ain’t no stockbroker!  A stockbroker wouldn’t come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Pat and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity…

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