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More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #258

I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn’t so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn’t going to last though, didn’t we? :tongue_laugh_ee: What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

‘What’s up?’ she asks.

‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ – cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on”

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband. She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. ‘You rotten Bitch’, she screams. ‘My husband’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!’ :lol_tb:

Pretty bloody good huh?

Although the following video has nothing to do with more blonde jokes I’m sure you’re going to love it.


Yeah, that janitor was an absolute genius.

Ok, now we’re going to have a look at a redhead joke.

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed. She then pushed her ankle and screamed. Every time she touched a body part it made her scream.

The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?

‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’

‘I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘Your finger is broken.’

OK, I lied, it was a blonde joke. :smoke_tb:

To finish off, a word from everyone’s favourite, Sexy Sal’s blonde Jokes!

More blonde jokes that make youn laugh

Remember, you can always get more laughs by reading some really funny sports jokes.

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Dumb Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #256

Dumb blonde jokesWe’ve had a whole heap of dumb blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. The reason for all the dumb blonde jokes is because they’re so bloody funny. The question is are blondes as dumb as they’re made out to be?

The following joke may actually put to rest the age old fallacy of the everyday dumb blonde.

Dumb Blonde At The Car Yard

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man.
“Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember rightly, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?”, replied theĀ  grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man… “There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price! See you later, Dad, Happy Father’s day.”

Of course you know it’s just not in me to put an end to peoples belief in the dumb blonde adage. So for all of you dumb blonde lovers, I’ve put together the following image with help from The Creator!

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Want more jokes to laugh at? You can always check out my Funny Sports Jokes.

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