More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #258

I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn’t so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn’t going to last though, didn’t we? What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes. More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. ‘What’s up?’ she asks. ‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ – cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding…

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Dumb Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #256

We’ve had a whole heap of dumb blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. The reason for all the dumb blonde jokes is because they’re so bloody funny. The question is are blondes as dumb as they’re made out to be? The following joke may actually put to rest the age old fallacy of the everyday dumb blonde. Dumb Blonde At The Car Yard A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man. “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And…

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