Blonde Joke Marathon

Because of all the emails I’ve been receiving asking for more blonde jokes I’ve decided to dedicate this whole post to blondes. A blonde joke marathon if you will, but all in one post  :thumbup_ee: To all those people commenting without following the rules please take note that for this particular post I will not delete your comments. Nope, I’ll just delete the link to your site so everybody can see you for what you are a spammer. You’re obviously not reading the post otherwise you wouldn’t be commenting if you weren’t prepared to abide by my commenting rules.

Bloke Joke Marathon Commenting Policy 

Before commenting on this post you need to LIKE my Best Gifts Idea site as then you need to leave a comment on one of the posts. Once you’ve done that you can leave a comment here. You’re only required to do this once so if you’ve done it on one of the previous posts feel free to comment away. Now, on with the Blonde Joke Marathon. 

Snow Season In Glasgow

On a bitterly cold winter’s morning a husband and wife in Glasgow were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through”.

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Aussie Humour Sexy Sal Blonde Joke Friday Funnies

Do you love Aussie humour? Good but first, welcome to Friday Funnies, the post that many wait for in anticipation. Especially after a hard week working your butts of for an unappreciative boss. Or maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who are happily working for themselves in a stress free atmosphere?  :clap: Either way, you’re going to love this weeks Friday Funnies #64 which has a ripper Aussie joke, a great blonde joke from Sexy Sal and a YouTube video you’re going to absolutely love.

But before I get to that I want to share a couple of links with you. The first is my Make Money Online page. This particular page is a work in progress and shows you some of the features that is built into the FlexSqueeze theme. It also shows you a little of what the Logo Creator is capable of. Expect an update showing you more of what it can do at a later date.

The second link serves two purposes, one being to show off a banner I created with the Logo-Creator and the other to notify you of the latest Powerball jackpot which is worth us$ 475 million. Man, I won’t be giving up blogging at all. Nope, I’d just be doing it in different parts of the globe. I reckon you’ll also appreciate how I incorporated a squeeze page feature of this remarkable blog theme into a regular post. :smoke_tb: OK, enough of that, now let’s get on with this weeks Friday Funnies.

Aussie Humour Ringer Meets St Peter

A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before St Peter at the Aussie humourPearly Gates.”Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the ringer offered. “Once, on a trip to the backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikies, who were threatening a young sheila.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest, most
heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, “Now, back off!! Or I’ll kick the crap out of the lot of ya’s!”

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Friday Funnies # 27 Is All About Blondes

As the wheel of time turns on it’s endless revolutions, unless something traumatic happens, we can always depend on one thing. Friday Funnies! That’s right folks it’s Friday Funnies time and do I have some killer jokes for you. In fact, because of the popularity of blonde jokes I thought I’d look through my emails to see what kind of blonde joke I could find, and believe me, I found a doozy.

But first I would like to apologise to all the blondes out there who may be offended by anything they read here. We know that regardless of all those jokes out there we all know you guys can’t possible be that dumb. Heck, if anything it’s all a devious plot you guys have put together and we’re all just too dumb to work out what your intentions are  :devil_tb:

The Blonde School Girl

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”

I wish these were brains

A Blonde’s Idea Of Revenge

And now to finish off with funny blonde cartoon.

Blonde Elevator Joke

That’s it guys. I hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and here’s hoping for a great weekend. Hang on a sec, here are some great blonde joke books for you.

Some Great Blonde Joke Books

[amazon_image id=”0986600415″ link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]100% Blonde Jokes: The Best Dumb, Funny, Clean, Short and Long Blonde Jokes Book[/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”B001O5CLNE” link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]Blonde Jokes: 500 Blonde Jokes to Make Your Toes Curl![/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”1569757933″ link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes[/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”B007ZGE80U” link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]101 Blonde Jokes: Become the Life of the Party with 101 Uncensored Jokes About Blondes Guaranteed to Break the Ice, Pick-up Women, or Make People Laugh (also makes a great gift!) (101 Jokes)[/amazon_image]

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