Driving Test Joke Friday Funnies #372

For the first time ever Friday Funnies is featuring driving test joke. Thanks to Hugh for sending me today’s driving test joke.

Blonde Driving Test Joke

A blonde failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt,  she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, 

“You are driving at 100 km/h. On your right is a wall, on your left, is a cliff. 

On the road, you see an old man and a young man. What will you hit?

The woman walked up to the examiner and said, “I’ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, yet I failed all four times. How is this possible? What the hell am I supposed to hit???”

The examiner replied, “The brakes!!!”

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Rabbit Causes Failed Driving Test

I failed my driving test today. I was driving down a country road with the examiner when a rabbit ran out right in front of the car.

I remembered my instructor said you should never swerve or try to avoid an animal because it’s dangerous and you can end up causing a more serious accident. You should always just hit it and keep on driving.

I had to chase that little bugger for miles across the fields before I finally got it!

Blonde Passes Driving Test

My blonde girlfriend had just passed her driving test so she drove me to town.

It was absolutely packed but we managed to find a space. However, she was nervous about doing a parallel park.

“Don’t worry babe, I’m sure you can do it. Just do what you did in the test” I said

I was dumbfounded when she slowly started unzipping my trousers.

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