This week’s Friday Funnies focuses on a few crocodile jokes, which has to be a Friday Funnies first.
A Blonde’s Crocodile Shoes
A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home
a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch a crocodile myself so that I can get a pair of shoes for free”.