British Humour Friday Funnies #261

Last weeks post was all about political jokes. This weeks post is about British humour. Why British humour? Great question and I am so glad you asked. It's to show how British humour is somewhat different from the rest of the world. What you're going to read next is a whole lot of actual classified ads that were supposedly placed in UK papers. British Humour Funny Classified Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Yep, that last one was a killer ad, that's for sure. I don't think that was enough for this weeks Friday Funnies so I had to hunt for some more stuff that would make you laugh. Have you ever heard of Billy Connolly? He's a very popular Scottish comedian loved by millions. He has hundred of one liners and I reckon my favourite would have to be; "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have…

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