British Humour Friday Funnies #261

Last weeks post was all about political jokes. This weeks post is about British humour. Why British humour? Great question and I am so glad you asked. It’s to show how British humour is somewhat different from the rest of the world. What you’re going to read next is a whole lot of actual classified ads that were supposedly placed in UK papers. British Humour Funny Classified Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is… **** FOR SALE BY…

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British Humor Friday Funnies #103

Man, I love Fridays, especially when I have the weekend off  Of course theres always the fact that Friday’s also means there is a new Friday Funnies post to look forward to. Right?  I figured that this time I’d introduce a little British humor. A Little British Humor On a crowded train, travelling from Paris to the South, a U.S. Marine on furlough walked the entire length of the train looking for a seat before realizing that the only seat available was currently occupied by a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman’s poodle. The weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?” The French woman just sniffed, and said to no one in particular, “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.” The Marine walked the entire length of the train again, and discovered that the only seat available was in fact the one currently being occupied by…

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