Friday Funnies # 27 Is All About Blondes

As the wheel of time turns on it’s endless revolutions, unless something traumatic happens, we can always depend on one thing. Friday Funnies! That’s right folks it’s Friday Funnies time and do I have some killer jokes for you. In fact, because of the popularity of blonde jokes I thought I’d look through my emails to see what kind of blonde joke I could find, and believe me, I found a doozy.

But first I would like to apologise to all the blondes out there who may be offended by anything they read here. We know that regardless of all those jokes out there we all know you guys can’t possible be that dumb. Heck, if anything it’s all a devious plot you guys have put together and we’re all just too dumb to work out what your intentions are  :devil_tb:

The Blonde School Girl

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”

I wish these were brains

A Blonde’s Idea Of Revenge

And now to finish off with funny blonde cartoon.

Blonde Elevator Joke

That’s it guys. I hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and here’s hoping for a great weekend. Hang on a sec, here are some great blonde joke books for you.

Some Great Blonde Joke Books

[amazon_image id=”0986600415″ link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]100% Blonde Jokes: The Best Dumb, Funny, Clean, Short and Long Blonde Jokes Book[/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”B001O5CLNE” link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]Blonde Jokes: 500 Blonde Jokes to Make Your Toes Curl![/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”1569757933″ link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes[/amazon_image]  [amazon_image id=”B007ZGE80U” link=”true” target=”_blank” size=”medium” ]101 Blonde Jokes: Become the Life of the Party with 101 Uncensored Jokes About Blondes Guaranteed to Break the Ice, Pick-up Women, or Make People Laugh (also makes a great gift!) (101 Jokes)[/amazon_image]

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