Deep Thinkers Sexy Sal Friday Funnies #65

As we finish another back breaking weak at work we at least can take comfort in the thought that we have Fridays Funnies to look forward to. Leading up to that I’d like to put forward to all the women out there that men really are deep thinkers. When you see us sitting on the couch, sometimes with a beer in our hand, we’re not merely contemplating our navel. Nope, it goes way deeper than that. We could be trying to solve the world’s many problems or we could be trying to find the answers to many age old questions.

The following is a prime example of what deep thinkers men really are.

What Deep Thinkers Men Are

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
 
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
 
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question. (more…)

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Workplace Humor Friday Funnies #63

Workplace Humor?

I’m sure that a lot of you guys have some workplace humor to share and perhaps you would like to do so via the comment section,  but don’t forget to like my Facebook page first as this is a prerequisite to getting your comment approved in Friday Funnies posts. You only need to do this once and then, providing you adhere to the comment policy, you can comment on all Friday Funnies posts.  :drunk_tb:

Anyway, this next joke has probably been around for awhile but I’ve only just seen it and so I figured that the same may be true for a lot of my readers.

CEO Stuff Up Workplace Humor

If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”

The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.” (more…)

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Friday Funnies #54 More Blonde Humour To Make You Laugh

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Another week gone and it’s time again to sit back, relax, grab a beer and tune into this weeks Friday Funnies. Once again I want to bring to your attention that while comments are always welcome I will only be accepting comments from people who have liked my Facebook fan page. I don’t think that is a huge ask as it will only take you a minute to do and you get a link back to your site for your efforts.

If you don’t want to like my page, that’s fine but don’t leave a comment because I’ll only have to delete it because you didn’t follow the rules  :devil_tb: Oh, the quality of your comment also counts so I will still delete and comments that I consider to be ‘spammy’.

The following joke just goes to show you why we love blonde jokes so much.

100 lbs Of Dynamite

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says “What a Great chest you have!’

He tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby.’

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, ‘What massive calves you have!’

The body builder tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear …

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. (more…)

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