Defence Attorney Sexy Sals Friday Funnies #110

Man, have I had a busy week, what with work and the busy life of a blogger and all. Not to mention having to keep the wife happy  :devil_tb: I’ve written several post on my other blogs, most of which was to promote my latest best online sports betting sites.

Phew. :phew!!: Sure makes me glad that the weekend is finally! Hang on a sec. Damn! I have to work this weekend.  :doh_tb:  Oh well, at least I have this weeks Friday Funnies to cheer me up. And believe you me, you’re going to love this weeks Friday Funnies.

This next jokes takes place in a court and involves our one of a very amusing elderly woman.

Defence Attorney & The Old Woman

defence attorney

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?

Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Old Lady:
No, I didn’t stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my David died some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Old Lady:
He began to rub all over my body.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so spicy’ that I just laid down and told him
‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’

Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?

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Beautiful Blondes Friday Funnies #77

Because my last Blonde Joke Marathon went so well I’ve decided to dedicate this weeks Friday Funnies to all those beautiful blondes. I don’t know if I’ve ever told you this before but I sort of love beautiful blondes. Heck I love all blondes. I reckon I’m not the only bloke that loves beautiful blondes either. In fact I reckon the reason a lot of women go blonde is because they know there are a lot of blokes out there who do love beautiful blonde women.

Speaking about beautiful blonde women one of my favourite would have to be Kaley Cuoco of the Big Bang Theory.

Kaley Cuoco One Of The Beautiful Blondes

Beautiful blondes Kaley Cuoco

The last time I featured Kaley was in Friday Funnies #52 which included a great photo of her as well as Big Bang Bloopers Video. Even though I post a lot of blonde jokes in Friday Funnies I just want to put out there that I don’t for a second believe blondes are dumb. They’re just beautiful.

A Beautiful Blondes Joke

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.

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Blonde Joke Marathon

Because of all the emails I’ve been receiving asking for more blonde jokes I’ve decided to dedicate this whole post to blondes. A blonde joke marathon if you will, but all in one post  :thumbup_ee: To all those people commenting without following the rules please take note that for this particular post I will not delete your comments. Nope, I’ll just delete the link to your site so everybody can see you for what you are a spammer. You’re obviously not reading the post otherwise you wouldn’t be commenting if you weren’t prepared to abide by my commenting rules.

Bloke Joke Marathon Commenting Policy 

Before commenting on this post you need to LIKE my Best Gifts Idea site as then you need to leave a comment on one of the posts. Once you’ve done that you can leave a comment here. You’re only required to do this once so if you’ve done it on one of the previous posts feel free to comment away. Now, on with the Blonde Joke Marathon. 

Snow Season In Glasgow

On a bitterly cold winter’s morning a husband and wife in Glasgow were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through”.

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