Funny Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #190

It's been awhile since I've included any funny blonde jokes for Friday Funnies so this weeks Friday Funnies is dedicated to funny Blonde jokes. More Funny Blonde Jokes The first funny blonde joke happens in a bar. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. This happens every time the blonde calls for another beer. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts. She decks him! He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez, lady... Why do you let the bartender do it and not me?' "Helloooo!", says the blonde. 'He has a licker license!' I reckon you'll get a kick out of the next in the funny blonde jokes series. A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast in Australia when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?' 'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?' 'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't…

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Another Blonde Joke Friday Funnies #182

There are so many blonde jokes out there I said to myself why not another blonde joke. I figured people out there loved blonde jokes and that being the case they deserved another blonde joke to make them laugh. Another Blonde Joke To Make You Laugh A contestant, Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover.. It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it: A) the condor B) the buzzard C) the cuckoo D) the vulture The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. She hoped she would not have to use it because her friend was, well, blonde. But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly : 'That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.' The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering her friend was a…

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Funniest Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #179

It's been quite some time since I've featured some blonde jokes for Friday Funnies. That's why this weeks Friday Funnies has some of the funniest blonde jokes that I could find. The first of the funniest blonde jokes is about a blonde driver who drives, like a blonde ;) Collection Of Funniest Blonde Jokes A blonde has just picked up her new Ferrari. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up the Ferrari's leather seats. He turns around and sees her smiling. This infuriates him so he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and giving the Ferrari a new panel beating job. He looks back only to see that the blonde laughing. He's really pissed now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I I was jumping in and out of the circle!"  :lol_ee: We haven't seen Sexy Sal for awhile so I figured it was time for her to earn her keep. So, for your pleasure she's come up with some of her funniest blonde jokes. The next in the funniest blonde…

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