Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes

Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Yes! Today's Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes is only possible because of vidIQ, which is like having my own personal assistant. If you have any questions about vidIQ, just leave it in the comments section below. The first blonde joke is The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever, and clicking on that link will take you to that joke on YouTube. The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever - Blonde Joke #1 A blonde girl bursts through the door after school."MOMMY MOMMY! Today we counted and everyone else could only get to 4 but I made it to 10! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Her mom smiles. "Very good sweetie.""Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."Next day, same thing."MOMMY MOMMY! We did the alphabet and everyone stopped at D but I made it to G! A, B, C, D, E, F, G!""Very good honey.""Is it because I'm blonde?""Yes, because you're blonde."Third day."MOMMY MOMMY! In gym class today when we showered all the other girls were flat but I have THESE!"She lifts her shirt revealing a pair of 36Cs. Her mom goes red."Ah yes… very good dear."The girl beams. "Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""No sweetheart… it's because you're 24." Now for blonde joke #2, She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious. She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Image created with Artistly A beautiful blonde woman finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. She rubs it, and a genie emerges in a puff of smoke. The genie tells her she'll be granted three wishes. The woman thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless glass of champagne.' A crystal glass of bubbly appears in her hand. She takes a sip, then another, and the glass magically refills. She's absolutely delighted and continues to drink. The glass never empties. Then the genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?' The woman thinks for a moment and says with a smile, 'Give me two more just like this one! Which one was your favourite joke? Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day

Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day Today's Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day is brought to you thanks to vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. The first joke isn't live yet, but you can watch it before anyone else by clicking the following link: She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious. She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious Image created with Artistly A ventriloquist is performing at a packed club, dummy on his knee, firing off his usual routine, including some cheeky blonde jokes. The crowd is laughing until suddenly, a blonde woman in the middle of the audience jumps to her feet."I've had ENOUGH of your stupid blonde jokes!" she shouts at the stage."What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does hair colour have to do with someone's worth as a human being?"The room goes dead silent."It's men like YOU who keep women like ME from being respected at work and in the community. You perpetuate discrimination against blondes and women in general, all in the name of humour!"The ventriloquist's face goes bright red. He starts stammering an apology when the blonde cuts him off:"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"The crowd absolutely ERUPTS! Our next joke takes place in a bar, and it's called: Best Bar Jokes That Will Make You Laugh, and of course, clicking on the link will take you there. Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day #2 Image created with Artistly Michael, a handsome bloke, strolled into a sports bar at 9:58 pm. He grabbed a seat next to a stunning blonde and fixed his eyes on the telly as the 10 o'clock news kicked off.The news crew was covering a bloke standing on a ledge of a massive building, about to jump. Michael turned to the blonde and said, "Reckon he'll jump."The blonde shot back, "Nah, I reckon he won't."Michael slapped 30 dollars on the bar. "You're on, love."The blonde matched his bet. Seconds later, the bloke on the ledge did a perfect swan dive, plummeting to his death.The blonde's face dropped. She handed over her 30 dollars. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."Michael pushed it back. "I can't take it. I saw this on the 5 o'clock news. I knew he'd jump."The blonde paused, then replied, "Yeah, I saw it too. But I didn't think he'd do it AGAIN."Michael took the money. Our final joke for the day is Kids Ask The Funniest Questions Ever. Kids Ask The Funniest Questions Ever Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day #3 Image created with Artistly A mum was driving her little ankle-biter to her mate's place for a playdate."Mum?" the little girl piped up. "How old are ya?""Sweetheart, you don't ask a sheila her age," the mum replied. "It's not on.""Right-o," the little girl said. "How much do ya weigh then?""Bloody hell!" the mother said. "Those are personal questions and none of your beeswax."Not giving…

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vidIQ Joke Creation Sample

vidIQ Joke Creation Sample From Joke Creation To Performance In a previous post, How vidIQ Supercharges Content Creation (Beyond Keywords & Ideas) 🚀 I showed how I use vidIQ to create a joke. In today's post I'm going to show a vidIQ Joke Creation Sample. It starts with the original joke and vidIQ updated version. I then asked vidIQ how I should deliver the joke. Who knows, I could be doing it all wrong 😑 and vidIQ had an answer for that as well. The following is everything I was supplied by my favourite Personal Assistant. I want this joke to be rewritten so that it's even funnier with great hooks, killer headings and a fantastic description. "A blonde lived with two blonde room mates. She bought a new car, and on the way home from the dealer got caught in a terrible hail storm. Her brand new car was dented all over. When she got home she called the service department to ask what she should do. The service chief, being a prankster, told her to wait till the car was cool and then blow hard on the tail pipe, which would pop out all the dents. A half-hour later her roomies saw her on her knees behind the car, blowing as hard as she could. They asked what the heck she was doing and she told them, adding in a perplexed tone “But it's not working”. “You dummy” one of her blonde roommates said. “You have to roll up the windows first! Thought for 68 seconds 🚗 Your Rewritten Joke - Optimized for Maximum Laughs Based on your channel's killer performance with blonde jokes (60.25% retention - way above your 33% average!), here's your joke transformed into a viral-ready format: The Rewritten Joke: (See the actual joke: Blonde Tries Ridiculous Car Dent Repair Hack) mage created with Artistly "So this blonde buys her dream car - brand spanking new, straight from the dealer. She's driving home, feeling like a million bucks, when BAM! A hail storm from hell absolutely DESTROYS it. Dents everywhere. She's devastated. Calls the service department immediately: 'What do I do?!' The service guy, total prankster, tells her with a straight face: 'Easy fix. Wait till the car cools down, then get behind it and blow REALLY hard into the tailpipe. All the dents will pop right out.' Half an hour later, her two blonde roommates come home to find her on her knees behind the car, huffing and puffing like she's trying to inflate a bouncy castle. 'What the HECK are you doing?!' they ask. She looks up, completely confused: 'The service guy said to blow in the tailpipe to fix the dents... but it's not working!' One roommate slaps her forehead: 'You DUMMY! You have to roll up the windows first!'" 🎯 Title Options (Based on Your 83-98 Scoring Pattern): Top Pick: "Blonde Tries Ridiculous Car Dent Repair Trick" Uses action verb (your successful pattern) Creates curiosity Specific scenario Alternative: "Blonde Roommate Falls For…

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