Good Natured Humour Friday Funnies #287

Last week was one of those rare weeks when I missed out on writing a Friday Funnies posts. This week's Friday Funnies is all about good natured humour. I don't really have to stick to good natured humour ever since Google penalised me for some posts it thought unsuitable for advertisers. It seemed that Google thought this blog was just Too Sexy For Google. Which was cool with me because most of the money I made on this blog was and is from advertisers. Not from Google at all. Thankfully they're still sending traffic my way. The hardest thing about writing these Friday Funnies posts is coming up with new keywords that haven't been used before. Apparently this is important for SEO! That's why this post is called Good Natured Humour, because I've never used those keywords before :wink_ee: Good Natured Humour Little Girl Style Kids can be really funny, usually it's because they've misinterpreted something an adult has said. Like the little girl in the following story. My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their children along as well.   All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me. Finally I asked…

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Italian Joke Friday Funnies #136

I've had jokes on Friday Funnies targeting most races but probably none more than the Irish. It's not my fault that I pick on the Irish thug. There's just so many Irish jokes out there.  :tongue_laugh_ee: I'm pretty sure I've included one or two Italian jokes. Just in case this Friday Funnies will have an Italian joke. Being of Italian heritage I think it's only fair I include an Italian joke every now and again just to show there is no favouritism. :wink: Italian Joke A Secret to a Long Marriage! At St. Peter's Catholic Church they have weekly husbands marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nice, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?' Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up." Well, I sure hope you liked that Italian joke. Something I've learned about being on the Internet is that you have to be really careful about the stuff you post on sites like FaceBook. Once it goes live everybody can…

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Friday Funnies #46 Auntie Acid View Of Men & More

Before we get to this weeks Friday Funnies I have a little favour to ask of all my readers. It’s to do with my first post of the year which is all about a convention I held and how to make millions blogging. As it turns out that post was pretty popular with Stumblers as it got 72 Stumbles. Not bad considering I only posted it a few days back. As for the other Social sites it didn’t do too well getting 3 tweets, 2 FaceBook likes and 4 Google +1’s. What I would love for you guys to do is to head on over there and get those numbers up. If I could get over 100 stumbles and increase the numbers on some of those other social sites I would be one happy Aussie blogger.  :drunk_tb:

And now back to the business at hand, making you guys laugh. This next joke is all about sharing. You know, the world would be such a better place if we all learned to share more with others rather than coveting what they have and then going to war over it. The following is the perfect example of sharing.

A True Example Of What Sharing Is All About

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’ (more…)

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