Funny AI Jokes You Won’t Believe

Funny AI Jokes You Won't Believe These funny AI jokes you won't believe were created with vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. My vidIQ Joke Creation Sample shows how vidIQ handles the task. You can watch my first joke, Mum Destroys Son With One Email, on my YouTube channel. Mum Destroys Son With One Email Image created with Artistly Peter thought he was clever, inviting his mum over for dinner with his flatmate Sheila. Big mistake.His mum noticed everything. The way they looked at each other. The way they moved around the kitchen. She KNEW something was up.Peter tried to play it cool: "We're just flatmates, Mum." Nice try, mate.Then a week later, the frying pan went missing. Sheila reckoned Peter's mum nicked it. So Peter sent a carefully worded email:"Mum, I'm not saying you DID take the frying pan, I'm not saying you DIDN'T… but it's been missing since you visited."Her response? Absolutely brutal:"Son, I'm not saying you DO sleep with Sheila, I'm not saying you DON'T… but if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would've found the frying pan by now."The lesson: Never, EVER lie to your mother. She will ALWAYS find out. And when she does? She'll destroy you with the most savage comeback you've ever seen. Funny AI Jokes You Won't Believe #2 Then there is my funny blonde joke, She Gave the Police Officer a Mirror Instead of Her License. She Gave the Police Officer a Mirror Instead of Her License You think you've heard every traffic stop story? Wait till you hear this one…"---A blonde driver was flying down the road doing 50 in a 35 zone. Lights flash behind her. She pulls over. Out steps a blonde police officer who walks up and asks for her driver's license.The driver panics, frantically digging through her purse. After a solid minute of searching, she looks up helplessly and asks: "What does a driver's license even look like?"The blonde officer, already losing patience, snaps back: "Are you serious? It's got YOUR PHOTO on it!"ESCALATION: The driver dives back into her purse with renewed determination. She searches every pocket, every compartment. Finally, at the very bottom, she finds something small and rectangular. She pulls it out, holds it up to her face, and her eyes light up.PUNCHLINE DELIVERY: "Aha! This must be my driver's license!" she exclaims, handing over a small rectangular mirror.The blonde officer takes it, looks into the mirror, pauses for a moment, then hands it back with a nod.KILLER ENDING: "You're free to go. And hey—if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided this whole thing." My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is…

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Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy

Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy I decided to ask vidIQ for the best YouTube optimisation strategy for my channel. The actual question I asked my vidIQ AI Assistant was: "Is it worth changing titles, thumbnails, and tags? If so, how long should you wait before doing so?" This was my reply. Your Channel Optimization Strategy 📊 Absolutely worth it when done strategically! Your channel data reveals some fascinating insights that make optimization particularly valuable right now. Image created with Artistly Your Current Performance Reality Your October views dropped 78% compared to September (2,771 vs 12,941 views), but here's the interesting part - your packaging quality is actually excellent. Your title scores range from 82-97 and thumbnail scores hit 86-100 for longform content. This performance drop likely stems from external factors rather than poor packaging. (Surprisingly I've thought about this on several occasions and it's nice to know that I shouldn't be too worried when there is a drop every now and again because there are times when no matter what you do YouTubes algorithms have their own idea) Prime Candidates for Optimization Looking at your recent uploads, videos like Arrogant Lawyer Gets BRUTAL Hospital Revenge and The Scariest Halloween Poem Ever Written are averaging only 1.5-1.89 views per day - perfect candidates for strategic changes. Meanwhile, your shorts like This Priest’s First Funeral Will Have You in Stitches! achieved 1,268 views, showing your content resonates when packaged right. (I like how vidIQ gives suggestions in what I should do) Timing Your Changes ⏰ ElementWait TimeTesting PeriodRisk LevelThumbnails24 hours minimum3-4 days between changesLow risk, high rewardTitles5 days minimum7 days per testMedium riskTags3 hours minimumOngoing monitoringLow impact Strategic Implementation Start with thumbnails - they're your safest bet with highest potential impact Change ONE element at a time to isolate what's working Monitor for 3-7 days after each change before making another Use your strong-performing content as templates - analyze what made that priest funeral video work so well When NOT to Change Don't touch videos that are already performing well relative to your channel average. Your high optimize scores suggest your packaging fundamentals are solid. Useful Optimisation Strategy I hope you found this optimisation strategy useful. If you did, please let me know in the comments below. Other Topics To Keep You Entertained How To Stand Out On YouTube is a post you may find interesting.. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that shows a little of what Artistly is capable of. Since using Artistly I don’t have to worry about Because of Artistly I never have to worry about getting caught out using copyright images.

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Justice Served To Arrogant Lawyer In Hospital

Justice Served To Arrogant Lawyer In Hospital Funniest Jokes Created By AI Justice Served To Arrogant Lawyer In Hospital is one of my latest jokes on YouTube. What makes vidIQ such an essential tool for me is because it helps me to make my jokes unique on YouTube, and on my blog posts, by using AI. Lets check out the joke first, or you can watch it on YouTube if you prefer. Image created with Artistly Alright, picture this: A big-shot lawyer, strutting around the hospital like he owns the joint. He’s barking orders, whinging about the food, and treating the nurses like his personal assistants. The staff are ready to throttle him—except the head nurse. She’s tougher than a two-dollar steak and has zero time for nonsense. One morning, she strolls in and says, “Alright, champ, time to take your temperature.” The lawyer sighs, rolls his eyes, and opens his mouth like he’s doing her a favour. But the nurse just grins. “Nah, mate, this one’s not for your gob. Roll over.” After a bit more whinging, he finally turns over and sticks his bum out, acting like he’s royalty. She pops the thermometer in and chirps, “Perfect! Now don’t move—I’ll be back in a tick.” Then she leaves the door WIDE open. Everyone walking past—patients, doctors, even the tea lady—gets a front-row seat to the lawyer’s exposed dignity. There’s snickering, there’s laughter, and our mate’s face is redder than a sunburnt tomato. Twenty minutes later, the doctor walks in, takes one look, and nearly drops his clipboard. “What’s going on here?” he asks. The lawyer, fuming, snaps, “Haven’t you ever seen someone getting their temperature taken?!” The doc just nods and says, “Yeah, mate... just never with a ballpoint pen.” Other Topics To Keep You Entertained I think you may also like my first ever joke created by AI as well. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that shows a little of what Artistly is capable of. Since using Artistly I don’t have to worry about Because of Artistly I never have to worry about getting caught out using copyright images.

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