Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes

Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Yes! Today's Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes is only possible because of vidIQ, which is like having my own personal assistant. If you have any questions about vidIQ, just leave it in the comments section below. The first blonde joke is The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever, and clicking on that link will take you to that joke on YouTube. The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever - Blonde Joke #1 A blonde girl bursts through the door after school."MOMMY MOMMY! Today we counted and everyone else could only get to 4 but I made it to 10! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Her mom smiles. "Very good sweetie.""Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."Next day, same thing."MOMMY MOMMY! We did the alphabet and everyone stopped at D but I made it to G! A, B, C, D, E, F, G!""Very good honey.""Is it because I'm blonde?""Yes, because you're blonde."Third day."MOMMY MOMMY! In gym class today when we showered all the other girls were flat but I have THESE!"She lifts her shirt revealing a pair of 36Cs. Her mom goes red."Ah yes… very good dear."The girl beams. "Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""No sweetheart… it's because you're 24." Now for blonde joke #2, She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious. She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Image created with Artistly A beautiful blonde woman finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. She rubs it, and a genie emerges in a puff of smoke. The genie tells her she'll be granted three wishes. The woman thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless glass of champagne.' A crystal glass of bubbly appears in her hand. She takes a sip, then another, and the glass magically refills. She's absolutely delighted and continues to drink. The glass never empties. Then the genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?' The woman thinks for a moment and says with a smile, 'Give me two more just like this one! Which one was your favourite joke? Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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Funny Jokes About Two Blondes

Today, I have two Funny Jokes About Two Blondes and both of these hilarious jokes were created with the help of my vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. The first of my Funny Jokes About Two Blondes is titled, Two Blondes Lock Themselves Out….WAIT FOR IT! 😂 and clicking on that link will take you to the joke on my YouTube channel. Image created with Artistly Two Blondes Lock Themselves Out….WAIT FOR IT! 😂 So two blondes are cruising down the highway when the fuel light starts blinking. They pull into a servo, and while one's pumping petrol, she realises—keys are locked inside the car. Classic move, right?She heads inside, grabs a coat hanger from the attendant, and gets to work on the door lock. She's jimmying away, really giving it her all.Ten minutes later, the attendant walks out to check on her progress. And there she is—the blonde outside the car, working that hanger like she's cracking a safe.Meanwhile, the blonde INSIDE the car is yelling: 'A little more to the left… no, no, to the right… you're almost there!'They'd BOTH locked themselves out! The next of my two blondes in a joke is, Two Blondes Try to Out-Hunt the Pros! Image created with Artistly Two Blondes Try to Out-Hunt the Pros! Two blondes went hunting to prove they could handle the bush. After three days of roughing it, they FINALLY bagged a massive buck. They're dragging this beauty back to the ute by its back legs, but the bloody antlers keep jamming in the mud every two meters.First blonde goes, 'Mate, this is doing my head in, but we've only got a k left to the truck.'Right then, this seasoned hunter rocks up, takes one look and says, 'Ladies, flip it around. Drag it by the antlers and you won't have that problem.'Brilliant! They give it a crack and it's smooth sailing.First blonde says, 'That bloke was a legend! This is SO much easier!'Second blonde replies, 'Yeah nah, but now we're three k's from the truck! Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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Two Funniest Jokes for The Day

Two Funniest Jokes for The Day I have Two Funniest Jokes for The Day, and both were made with the help of my vidIQ my, personal AI Assistant. I love vidIQ because it takes the load off me. Things are so much easier now she's in my corner. Here is the first joke: Wife CATCHES Husband Cheating at Costume Party, and clicking on that link will take you to the joke on my channel. Wife CATCHES Husband Cheating at Halloween Party Image created with Artistly A wife thought her husband was cheating at a costume party…A couple got invited to a costume party. The wife got a headache and told her husband to go alone.After an hour, she felt better and decided to surprise him.She spotted her husband dancing with every woman, kissing and touching them.She walked up to him in HER costume. He ditched his dance partner immediately and started hitting on HER.She let him go all the way. They snuck off to a car for a quickie.She slipped home before midnight and waited.When he got home, she asked how his night was. He said 'Boring without you babe, I played poker with the guys all night.'Then he added: "But you won't BELIEVE what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to." And now for joke #2, which you can also watch on YouTube. I Gave Dad a Tablet and He Put It in the Birdcage I Gave Dad a Tablet and He Put It in the Birdcage - Two Funniest Jokes for The Day Image created with Artistly A boy walks into the kitchen and spots his dad buried in a newspaper. He grins, shaking his head."Dad, mate, you gotta get with the times! Why are you still buying newspapers? Everything's online now."DAD (looking up): "Everything? Even the footy scores?""Absolutely! Sports, business, entertainment, the lot. Here, use my tablet. It's basically a newspaper, just way better."DAD (squinting at the tablet): "And I can get the business news on this thing too?""Yes Dad, I just told you! It's got everything. Sports, business, whatever you want. It's exactly like a newspaper."DAD (slowly): "So what you're saying is, if I've got one of these tablets, I don't need to buy newspapers anymore?""Exactly! This thing completely replaces newspapers. You'll never need to buy one again."Later that day, the boy finds his dad mowing the lawn.BOY: "Hey Dad! I need my tablet back. Where'd you put it?"DAD (wiping his brow): "Oh right… check the birdcage!" Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that shows a little of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly I…

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