Six Types Of Sex

Todays Friday Funnies is about six types of sex, a far cry from my first ever Friday Funnies. Although I must admit, that initial post did mention sex at least once. 🤩So, what are the six types of sex? I'm glad you asked. 😆 The Six Types Of Sex 1. Pension Sex  Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?""Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.""Pension sex?""Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" 2. Loud Sex A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.""My dear," the shrink said. "That's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."The problem is," she complained. "It wakes me up!" 3.  Quiet Sex Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"She glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!" 4.  Argument Sex A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.The husband yelled. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever.'""Yeah," she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff, at Last.'" 5.  Women's Humorous Sex My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly…

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