They say that middle children have it hard. Not me. If anything I learned a lot from being a middle child. Luckily for me I learned from my older brother what not to do. If my brother used a swear word or did something else that got him a belting I knew what not to do.
This next joke is about two brothers. The older one has decided that they’re old enough to use swear words and he convinces the younger one that today is the day that swearing should enter their vocabulary.
Children And Swearing
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
‘You know what?’ says the 7 year old, ‘I think it’s about time we started swearing.’
The 4 year old nods her head in approval, so the 7 year old says, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?’
‘Ok’ the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm..
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast….
‘Oh, shit mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have some Coco Pops’
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up,
and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, ‘ And what do YOU want for breakfast, youngster?’
‘I don’t know,’ she blubbers, ‘but it won’t be fucking Coco Pops’
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