I’ve just watched a brilliant video that involved a stripper. Not just any stripper mind you but one that’s also a magician and uses a striptease show as part of her act. To compliment that video I thought it would be a great idea to include one or two stripper jokes.
This is the first time I alluded to a stripper as one of my jokes. There was also the one that was part of my Sexy Sals Bar Jokes.
Best Stripper Jokes
Speaking of stripper jokes this next one is a real hoot.
Dick works extremely hard spending most of his evenings either bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His lovely wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard and decides to take him to a local strip club for his birthday.
The doorman at the club greets them saying, “Hey, Dick, buddy! How ya doing mate?” His wife puzzled, asks if he’s been to this club before.
“Nope,” says Dick. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they’re seated, a waitress asks Dick if he’d like his usual Budweiser. His wife looks at him quizzically says, “OK, how did she know you drink Budweiser?”
“Oh, she’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey and we share lanes with them.”
A stripper then sexily comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dick rubbing herself all over him and huskily says, “Hi Dick. Do you want your usual table dance, big boy?”
Dick’s wife who is mad as hell now, grabs her bag and storms out of the club. Dick scurries after her and manages to get in just before she slams the door of the cab. Dick now tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else. Nope, his wife is having none of it. She’s screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word under the sun.
The cabby turns around and says, “Geez Dick, you picked up a real bitch this time.”
And now for that funny stripper magician video, I mentioned at the beginning of this post. Beware, the following video includes full nudity so if that offends you don’t watch.