Sperm Count Joke Friday Funnies #234

I have to admit I love Friday Funnies! Apart from my Hot Sport Babes posts its by far my favourite subject for blog posts. I never for the life of me thought it would continue for as long as it has. I’m especially ecstatic that my readers love Friday Funnies as much as I do as its definitely WassupBlog’s most popular category.

Today’s Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #134, has to do with a another problem that our senior citizens have to put up with. This joke is about some poor old bloke that has been requested by his doctor to give a semen sample so he could work out his sperm count. Why? How the hell should I know, I’m just a poor blogger trying to entertain his readers.

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sperm countA 79-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for  a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’

The next day the 79-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this —  first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left  hand, but still nothing. ‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her  mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing …’

The doctor was shocked!

‘You  asked your neighbour?’

The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

Yep, that wasn’t what I expected either :tongue_laugh_ee:

Don’t forget to bring a smile to your friends face by sharing this joke with them. :drunk_tb:

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  1. Another really great post in the addition. :)
    As I said earlier, i am already loving this friday post series. Jokes you post are really great. :D
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    1. Twitter:
      Thanks Jack. It’s always great when I get a bit of feedback from my readers. Good to see that I have another convert to the Friday Funnies series. :smile:

  2. Twitter:
    Hello Peter,

    Where do you get all these hilarious stuff from?

    None of us could get the jar open, lol. Really? i was thinking…

    Thanks alot for always giving me something to laugh about.

    1. Twitter:
      Hey Raphael, I get just about all of the jokes from emails my friends send me.

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