Not all that long ago Australians elected a new Prime Minister, Tony Abbott. Something that Tony Abbott got a lot of flak for was when he wore his Speedos. I don’t know why considering he is a volunteer life saver. In fact he is a bit of a fitness fanatic completing an ironman triathlon consisting of a 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike ride and a 26 mile run in 2010. But this post is not about Tony Abbott as it’s time for the Friday Funnies post.
This weeks Friday Funnies does involve speedos though, more specifically an Irishman wearing speedos, as only and Irishman can
Speedos, Irish Style
Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn’t seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
Mate, it’s obvious,’ says the lifeguard, ‘you’re wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos – about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside ’em. I’m tellin’ ya mate…you’ll have all the babes ya want!’
The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick!
So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, ‘What’s wrong now ?’
Oh bloody hell!!’ said the lifeguard, ‘Maaaaate. ………..The potato goes in the front !’
An Irishman’s Prayer
Funniest Video Of The Week
The following video is from the Best of Just For Laughs Gags Marie Pierre Top 10. The compilation of laughs from Marie Pierre proves she’s not just a pretty face.
That’s it guys, I hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and that you have a great weekend.