My smoking in the rain post does not mean I’m promoting smoking at all, and I know this is supposed to be a Friday Funnies post. It is a Friday Funnies post, and all I’m doing is trying to find an exciting way to introduce my Friday Funnies Joke and why not post a joke about smoking in the rain? Especially if I found it to be pretty funny.
However, before we get to the joke, I want everyone to know that I think smoking is a filthy habit. I would never take it up. I lie. I did smoke, a long, long time ago. I was actually in primary school at the time, and because I couldn’t afford to buy them, I used to roll my own. I used pages from my school exercise book as cigarette paper, and I tried different material for tobacco. The foulest stuff I ever used was the dried silk off of the old corn cob. The most volatile was the bard off of the grapevine. Once I puffed so hard, it burst into flames.
The best stuff I ever used was the dry grass I found in an alleyway. But that supply was short-lived. What happened was one day when I was casually walking down the alley to get my amount of grass. I found this dog pissing on my supply. I haven’t smoked a cigarette since.
But hang on a second. This post isn’t about me; it’s about smoking in the rain
Image adapted with the Creator
Two little old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke. That’s the only place they were allowed to smoke, but then it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
The second lady asked, “What is that?”
The first old lady replied, “A condom. It keeps them dry.”
The second old lady then asks, “Where’d you get it?”
The first old lady replied, “You can get them at any drugstore.”
The next day the second old lady hobbles into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, in her 80’s.
He then politely asks what brand she prefers.
“Doesn’t matter,” she replies “as long as it fits a Camel.”
Yeah, right lady!
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