Smoking In The Rain Friday Funnies #60

Smoking In The Rain Friday Funnies #60

Smoking In The Rain?

No, I’m not promoting smoking at all and I know this is supposed to be a Friday Funnies post. Actually it is a Friday Funnies post and all I’m doing is trying to find an interesting way to introduce my Friday Funnies Joke and why not post a joke about smoking in the rain? Especially if I found it to be pretty funny.

However, before we get to the joke I just want everyone to know that I think smoking is a filthy habit. I would never take it up. Actually, I lie. I did actually smoke, a long long time ago. I was actually in primary school at the time and because I couldn’t afford to buy them I used to roll my own. I used pages from my school exercise book as cigarette paper and I tried different material for tobacco. The foulest stuff I ever used was the dried silk off of the old corn cob. The most volatile was the bard off of the grape vine. Once I puffed so hard it burst into flames.  :doh_tb:

The best stuff I ever used was the dry grass I found in an alleyway. But that supply was short lived. What happened was one day when I was casually waling down the alley to get my supply of grass I found this dog pissing on my supply. I haven’t smoked a cigarette since.  :lol_ee:

But hang on a second. This isn’t about me, it’s about smoking in the rain :wink_ee:

smoking in the rain

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Two little old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke. That’s the only place they were allowed to smoke, but then it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

The second lady asked “What is that?”

The first old lady replied, “A condom. It keeps’em dry.”

The second old lady then asks, “Where’d you get it?”

The first old lady replied, “You can get them at any drugstore.”

The next day the second old lady hobbles into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, in her 80’s.

He then politely asks what brand she prefers.

“Doesn’t matter,” she replies “as long as it fits a Camel.”

Yeah, right lady!  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Hare and Turtle Race Image Of The Week

Now we all think we know how the race between the turtle and the hare went down? Well, we were wrong, here’s how it really went down.

 

Hare Turtle Race

Either way the hare was outsmarted.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

And now, the video of the week……..

Test Drive With Jeff Gordon – Pepsi Max

I don’t know why this video got so many dislikes, it’s so bloody funny. Anyway, as far as comments go, if you want your comment approved you need to like my Facebook Fan Page.

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  1. Twitter:
    Great funnies Sire, the pharmacist said yeah right lady as though camels were massive, they can’t be as big as a donkey can they.
    Loved the test drive video, hope Jeff made him clean the seat


  2. Twitter:
    Oh my, that’s classic! That was really funny, that video. There are people who don’t like pranks on people and, from what I hear, there are some racing fans who don’t like Jeff Gordon; hence the dislikes. I could care less about who’s a race car driver or not so I loved it.
    Mitch Mitchell recently posted…Decorum And CensorshipMy Profile

    1. Yep, that would account for some of the dislikes Mitch. Just goes to show you how you can’t please everybody. If the guy who had the prank played on him could deal with it, heck he wanted to go out again once he knew it was Jeff Gordon, then why can’t they deal with it.

      I’m with you though, I really loved it,
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