Smart Parrot Jokes

For today’s Friday Funnies, I’ve put together a small collection of funny parrot jokes. As I’ve already used the ‘parrot jokes‘ keyword phrase in a previous post I thought I’d get around that by using smart parrot jokes for this post.

Smart Parrot Jokes #1

A burglar was busily stealing jewellery and valuables from a house, when a parrot on a perch behind him says, “Jesus is watching you.” 

The thief takes no notice and continues his stealing. The parrot repeats, ” Jesus  is watching you.”     

The thief becomes annoyed and snaps at the parrot, “Who do you think you are ?”    

The parrot says ” Moses!”     

“That’s a funny name for a parrot !”     

The parrot replies, “Not half as funny as a Rottweiler dog named “Jesus !”

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Smart Parrot Jokes #2

A man goes into a pet shop with the intention of buying a parrot. After a brief conversation the shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500.” 

“Bullshit,” says the man! “Why does that parrot cost so much?”

To which the owner replies, “Well, that parrot knows how to do legal research.”

The customer, astounded, then asks about the next parrot. To his surprise, he learned that the second parrot would set him back $1,000! The reason he was given was that it could do everything the other parrot could do as well as being able to write a brief that could win any case.

When he enquired about the last parrot he was told that it cost him $4,000! Not knowing what to expect the customer asked, “What can it do?”

The owner replies, “To be honest, I’ve never seen him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner.”

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    I love parrot jokes, and knew these two already. There are lots of them; your first one is a classic! :-) My favorite of all time involves a lady, parrot and a pet store; I may share that with you one of these days.
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