I don’t know if you guys have noticed but the blog is looking a little different of late. More about that later. I’m more interested in getting this Friday Funnies out on time because I know how much you guys love to finish a gruelling week at work with a good laugh. What better for a good laugh than a short collection of short jokes. One last thing before starting my short jokes for the week. It just came to my attention that our Sex Sals made a debut on Easy Sports Betting in it’s Funny Golf Jokes. You should head over and get an extra laugh.
Short Joke For The Irish
Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
Short Joke Car Language
A daughter asked her dad, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”
Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a servicing that — his motor will cease functioning and his ball bearings will fall off!!”
Short Joke A Woman’s Misunderstanding
During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.
“No! No! Leave your knickers on … Just stick out your tongue!”
Short Joke About Snow
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
Short Joke Irish #2
And to finsish off I have a video of a really funny Pom! His name is Nathon Caton and his joke fest took part while Englad was hosting the Olympics in 2103.
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