I’m pretty sure this is my first ever shark jokes post.
Shark Jokes: Why Sharks Circle Before Attacking
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”
His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!”
Shark jokes also come in the form of memes, especially when you own the Creator!
Shark Jokes: The Prawn Who Became A Shark
Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. They were the best of friends. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian.Thier biggest problem was the sharks that were constantly trying to eat them.
One day Justin couldn’t deal with being constantly threatened by the sharks. He said to Kristian, “Man, being a prawn sucks big time. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn’t have to worry about being eaten all the time.”
As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, “Your wish is granted!”
And believe it or not, with that Justin turned into a fearsome shark.
Kristian was scared shitless and swam for his life so his old friend wouldn’t eat him.
As time went by, Justin found his new life as a shark to be boring and lonely. None of his old friends would let him get near them as they thought he would eat them and so they just swam away whenever he approached.
It took a while, but eventually, Justin realised that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
Then one day he was swimming all alone as usual when he saw the mysterious cod again. He thought it’d be better if he could go back to his old life, so he swam to the cod and begged to be changed back. The cod worked his magic, and suddenly Justin was a prawn once more.
With tears of joy streaming down his cheeks Justin swam straight to Kristian’s home.
As he opened the corral gate, the happy memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, “Kristian, it’s me, Justin, your old friend. Please let me in.”
Kristian replied, “No way! You’re a shark now, and you’ll just eat me. I’m not being tricked into being your dinner.”
Justin shouted back “No, I’m not a shark anymore. That was the old me. I’ve changed. I’ve found Cod. I’m a prawn again Kristian.”
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