Yep, as we leave another week of slaving our guts out at the office behind us, at least we can look forward to this weeks Friday Funnies episode. I’m sure you’re going to like this weeks edition too because it’s got all your favourites. One of Sexy Sal’s killer blonde jokes, this one all about a blonde losing weight. A joke about a pensioner who gets his own back over the doctor’s receptionist. This weeks funniest YouTube video and a philosophical image that I know you’re going to love.
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Senior Citizen Ear Infection
This is so true!They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter…
Mess with seniors, and you’re going to lose. Sexy Sals blonde joke for this week is quite apt because like the previous joke it has to do with a doctors office.
Sexy Sals Blonde Joke About Weight Loss
And for a special treat I’m going to introduce you to Sleazy Sam. I came up with Sleazy Sam because I needed a way to post sleazy type jokes without pissing Google off. Thanks to the Logo Creator I finally came up with the solution.
Introducing Sleazy Sam
Yeah, you have to give it to Sleazy Sam, he sure said a mouth full.
This Weeks Funniest Video
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