The problem with trying to keep Google happy a person has to be very careful about what he writes about on his blog. Heck, he, or she, even has to think twice before embedding a photo or video just in case it Google may find it offensive. If you happen to slip up Google will find some very interesting ways to punish you. This could be anything from stripping your page rank to cancelling your Adsense account. Fortunately for me, as I wrote about in the post WassupBlog Too Sexy For Google, they just stopped serving ads to this blog.
Not that it bothered me all that much because it’s freed me to write about anything I want. Like this post which is all about a sex joke for instance. Something Google would never have permitted me to do before. Although I have to admit I did tone it down a bit because I don’t want to offend any of my readers, who are so much more important to me than Google will ever be.
Having Sex With The Boss
A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have SEX with you! I will make it very fast.
I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done.”
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said to her, “do it but ask him for $2000, pick the money up SO fast he won’t even have enough time to undress himself.”
So she agrees.
Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend to ask what was happening.
She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still screwing me!”
One just has to wonder if the poor girl was a blonde
He Said She Said Joke
Seeing as how my last He Said She Said joke was so popular I thought I would post another one for you guys to enjoy.
And to finish Friday Funnies off I now give you this weeks
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