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Sex Joke For Friday Funnies #88

The problem with trying to keep Google happy a person has to be very careful about what he writes about on his blog. Heck, he, or she, even has to think twice before embedding a photo or video just in case it Google may find it offensive. If you happen to slip up Google will find some very interesting ways to punish you. This could be anything from stripping your page rank to cancelling your Adsense account. Fortunately for me, as I wrote about in the post WassupBlog Too Sexy For Google, they just stopped serving ads to this blog.

Not that it bothered me all that much because it’s freed me to write about anything I want. Like this post which is all about a sex joke for instance. Something Google would never have permitted me to do before. :devil_tb: Although I have to admit I did tone it down a bit because I don’t want to offend any of my readers, who are so much more important to me than Google will ever be.  :drunk_tb:

Having Sex With The Boss 

sex joke

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have SEX with you! I will make it very fast. 

I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. 

Her boyfriend then said to her, “do it but ask him for $2000, pick the money up SO fast he won’t even have enough time to undress himself.” 

So she agrees.

Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend to ask what was happening.

She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still screwing me!”

One just has to wonder if the poor girl was a blonde :wink_ee:

He Said She Said Joke

Seeing as how my last He Said She Said joke was so popular I thought I would post another one for you guys to enjoy.

He said she said joke

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This Post Has 24 Comments

  1. Wow folks, aint these pretty funny?? :))) That Boss joke was kinda sick.

    1. They’re the best kind aren’t they Mitch, the ones that surprise you with at the end? Just like those jokes with the ripper punch lines.
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  2. Thanks for the laughs, the video was one of the best pranks I have seen all this year.

  3. Sex jokes always crack me up. For some reason i Never find those just for laughs videos funny. I dont know why. :p

    Cheers

    1. Not everybody likes the same things Tim. Thats one of the reasons I include more than one type of joke in this series.
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      1. Haha, I know. I didn’t want to sounds rude or anything. :P Like your series though.

  4. lol!! Very funny and entertaining article, especially the just for laugh gags video is awesome.

  5. Thanks for the video, that was a good laugh (the first in french and English was very Canadian, thanks). Same for the joke about having sex with the boss, I’ll keep it in mind :)
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  6. lol this joke was very funny she was a bitch or I can say a slut. Now you are free from google fear otherwise this comment was also too sexy for google.
    Your blog is really very very hot, I can too sexy. Now no one can bind you in a rope write anything what you feel we are here to read.

    1. Actually, she was neither, just dumb. Even though I don’t have to worry about Google I still have my readers to think about and so I will continue to moderate the comments. I thought about editing yours but then I decided against it :wink:
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  7. Wow to funny! What a great post! I’m still laughing over the boss joke ;)

  8. Ha ha… great joke. Hopefully kids will not read this ‘A’ joke. It’s not suitable for them.

  9. Hi Sire, your h said-she said jokes are a treat for us. They are really good, and I don’t know about others but personally I am a big fan. The boss joke was good too, but I found the other one a bit witty. Thanks for the post.
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  10. Am I uncool for not laughing to this? I mean I totally get the whole point of it, but I think it isn’t appropriate, especially for these kids out there.

  11. These jokes are hilarious! Got my laugh in for today. I suppose I should get back to work now. ; )

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