As I’m getting older I have to wonder what it’s going to be like in my twilight years. I sort of hope that things are going to be great and that I can actually enjoy the fruits of my hard labor. Sometimes I have to wonder though, especially after posting some of those seniors jokes in my Friday Funnies posts. Like Friday Funnies #111. Or even Friday Funnies #80 about elderly sex.
Even so a lot of those seniors jokes show the world just how smart seniors really are. Like that one seniors jokes about the old bloke who did some quick thinking during a court trial. Or like the seniors joke about the old bloke who knew just what to say when he came across some naked women swimming in his dam. Quite honestly though seniors of today are really very smart. They’re so eager to grasp modern technology and the new language that sometimes entails. Like the latest texting code that the seniors have come with.
Some Funny Seniors Jokes
Young people have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes:
ATD– At the Doctor’s
* BFF – Best Friends Funeral
* BTW– Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM– Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC– See You at the Senior Center
* DWI– Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL– Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL– Living on Lipitor
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT– Texting on Toilet
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
* GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)……
Have you ever heard that the sex kind of dries up once you get married. Or at least once you’ve been married for a few years. I think this image of a grumpy old senior explains it best.
Just to finish off the seniors jokes I’ve just gone and produced another Laughaholics video just for this post.
A Laughaholics Seniors Jokes Moment
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