Seniors Jokes Friday Funnies #128

As I’m getting older I have to wonder what it’s going to be like in my twilight years. I sort of hope that things are going to be great and that I can actually enjoy the fruits of my hard labor. Sometimes I have to wonder though, especially after posting some of those seniors jokes in my Friday Funnies posts. Like Friday Funnies #111. Or even Friday Funnies #80 about elderly sex.

Even so a lot of those seniors jokes show the world just how smart seniors really are. Like that one seniors jokes about the old bloke who did some quick thinking during a court trial. Or like the seniors joke about the old bloke who knew just what to say when he came across some naked women swimming in his dam. Quite honestly though seniors of today are really very smart. They’re so eager to grasp modern technology and the new language that sometimes entails. Like the latest texting code that the seniors have come with.

Some Funny Seniors Jokes

Seniors humor

Young people have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes: 

ATD– At the Doctor’s

* BFF – Best Friends Funeral

* BTW– Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM– Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC– See You at the Senior Center

* DWI– Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL– Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA – Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL– Living on Lipitor

* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT– Texting on Toilet

* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

* GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)……

Have you ever heard that the sex kind of dries up once you get married. Or at least once you’ve been married for a few years. I think this image of a grumpy old senior explains it best.

funny senior sex

Just to finish off the seniors jokes I’ve just gone and produced another Laughaholics video just for this post.

A Laughaholics Seniors Jokes Moment

I hope you enjoyed todays Friday Funnies. I especially hope you liked my video. If you did please consider sharing it with your friends. The social media buttons are right there beneath the post.  :drunk_tb:

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  1. Twitter:
    It is a shame when you have to print a Mea Culpa before printing ‘Friday Funnies’. For the record, as someone sliding toward a certain age, I found these funny. many thanks, Peter.
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  2. Twitter:
    Ah! I love the texting codes. This is so far the best seniors jokes ever!


      1. Twitter:
        Right? Yet being closer to 50 than 40 those years may not be too far off. LOL


  3. Twitter:
    LOL- Living on Lipitor :v :D
    Peter u are hilarious man. Didn’t knew of these texting codes ever.
    Keep posting such fun articles. It really made me laugh. :)


  4. Twitter:
    Ha ha! Great article! Now, if only I could get my dad to figure out HOW to text, he’d be able to learn these acronyms! LMDO! :)

  5. LOL! These are great, Peter! Debbie sent me the link as I would prefer not to go to the sports betting site but ABSOLUTELY would like to stay in touch with you! BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth and WAITT – Who Am I Talking To? are my favorites! So funny! I have younger friends who texted in acronyms and I always need an explanation (or a code breaking book)! :)
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    1. Twitter:
      G’day Mike, welcome to Wassupblog. I must thank Debbie for sending you here. So glad you liked the post too.

      I’ve been posting Friday Funnies posts for over two years now and I’m surprised that I’ve been able to continue these posts for so long. Lucky for me there are so many jokes floating around the place. :smoke_tb:
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  6. Hahaha Peter Pelliccia you are creating great content. Keep posting such funny aricles.

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