Senior Humour Friday Funnies #345

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Todays Friday Funnies is about senior humour. I’ve written a lot of seniors jokes, and they always go down well. One of my favourite bit of senior humour would have to be Senior Jokes Friday Funnies #128.

Todays senior humour take place in a courtroom after a senior was caught stealing a can of peaches.

Senior Humour The Shoplifter

A cranky old woman in her so-called “senior years” was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.  This old duck gave everyone a hard time, including the store manager, the security guard and the arresting officer who took her away.  She didn’t stop complaining, the whole she was in custody and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.

When she finally appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.

The senior citizen defiantly replied, “Just a stupid can of peaches, you old fool.”

The judge then asked why she had done it.

“I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store,” she huffed.

The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.

She replied in a nasty tone, “Nine! But why do you care about that?”

The judge answered patiently, “Well, ma’am, because I’m going to give you nine days in jail — one day for each peach.”

As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady’s long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.

The judge said, “Yes sir, what do you have to add?”

The husband said meekly, “Your Honour, she also stole two cans of peas.”

While I have you here, I reckon it’s a great time to give my first ever shot at performing a stand-up comedy routine. I called it Laughaholic’s Work Accident. I think it came out pretty well. Please check it out, give it the thumbs up if you liked it, share it with your friends. Heck, while you’re there you may as well subscribe to my YouTube channel.

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