Senior Citizens Jokes Friday Funnies #162

This is my 162nd Friday Funnies post! I never thought I would be able to keep it going that long  :drunk_tb: Way back at Friday Funnies #111 I wrote a series of Elderly Jokes. I thought it was time to do another one but this time, for SEO reasons  :cheesey: I’m going to call it senior citizens jokes.

 Senior Citizen Jokes That Make You Laugh

Senior Citizen Joke #1:

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one gentleman, a senior citizen, already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. He insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.’

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Senior Citizen Joke #2:

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’

‘Yep!’

‘Do I know her?’

‘Nope!’

‘This  woman, is she good looking?’

‘Not really.’

‘Is she a good cook?’

‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’

‘Does she have lots of money?’

‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’

‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’

‘I don’t know.’

‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

‘Because she can still drive!’

I know they say priorities change when you become a senior citizen but come on, being able to drive is more important than sex!  :dont_know:

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And finally, to finish off this weeks Friday Funnies I have one last senior citizen joke for you.

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’

Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that.. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’

Now , before you ‘forget’, share them with your friends who you know could use a good laugh.  :thumbup_ee:

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  1. joke number 2 very funny… i like it.. when getting old, sex is not number one. basic need more important. and driving, is important for oldman..


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    Hard not to be cheerful with a hot momma on your arm eh?
    Good ones again this week. Thanks for sharing.

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