Sacrifice Jokes Friday Funnies #207

As today is Good Friday I’ve changed the theme of this blog to an Easter theme. Thankfully this is really easy because I use the FlexSqueeze theme. Those of us who believe in Jesus know that Easter is all about acknowledging His great sacrifice. Jesus gave His life for us so that all who believe in Him could also be saved.

Because it’s also Friday Funnies time I’ve decided to post a few sacrifice jokes. The first sacrifice joke is actually one of Sexy Sals blonde jokes.

Sexy Sals Blonde Sacrifice Jokes

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There are many types of sacrifices as is pointed out in the next of our sacrifice jokes.

I dreamed that Bill Gates and I both died on the same day, and we went to hell. I felt that there must have been some kind of mistake, so I went to talk to Satan and asked if there was any way to get out of hell.

Satan said, “Well there is one way…you have to find the ugliest, nastiest looking woman in hell and make mad passionate love to her, and then you might be able to get out of hell.”

I was willing to make the sacrifice, so I found the ugliest woman in hell and started making love to her. I looked up and noticed Bill Gates…he was making love to a gorgeous sexy blonde.

I went to Satan and asked, “How come Bill is making love to that beautiful blonde?”

Satan said, “She’s trying to get out of hell too.”

The final sacrifice jokes is about how much a man will go through for his loving wife.

A married couple was in a terrible accident that resulted in the woman’s face being severely burned. She needed a skin graft but the doctor told the husband that they couldn’t use any of her skin because she was just too skinny.Without hesitating the faithful husband offered to donate some of his own skin. The problem was the only skin on his body that was suitable would have to come from his arse.

The husband and wife agreed that it would have to do. They swore they wouldn’t tell anyone and implored that the doctor also honour their secret.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at how stunning she now looked. She looked more beautiful than ever before! Her friends and relatives just kept going on about her newfound beauty!

One day, whilst alone with her husband she was overcome with emotion at his incredible sacrifice. Hugging and kissing him she said, “Oh honey, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

“Sweetheart,” he replied, “there’s no need for that. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies and the end of the sacrifice jokes. Remember you’ll always find more laughs in my funny sports jokes section.

 

 

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