I’ve got a couple of jokes for this weeks Friday Funnies. The first is a joke about a lie detecting robot!  :tongue_laugh_ee:

The Lie Detecting Robot Joke

Robot Joke Friday FunniesA father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

Son says, “Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.”

Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.”

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

I wonder if the robot sale came with a warning notice?  :hey_you:

 

Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples to highlight exactly what I mean.

Friday Funnies glad wrap

 

 

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

 

 

 

Friday Funnies photocopier

 

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

 

 

 

Friday Funnies Tires

 

TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

 

 

 

Friday Funnies hot Air Balloon

 

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

 

 

 

Friday Funnies sponges

 

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

 

 

Friday Funnies web pages

 

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

 

 

 

Friday Funnies trains

 

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

 

 

 

Friday Funnies Egg Timer

 

 

 

EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday Funnies Hammers

 

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

 

 

Friday Funnies Remore Control

 

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

 

 

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to share this post with your friend to brighten up their day.

Looking for more jokes? You’ll find some great sports related jokes at funny sports jokes.

 

 

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