Robber Jokes Part Of Friday Funnies #90

As another Friday comes upon us I know you’re all happy to leave the drudgery of work behind you and are looking forward to the weekend. And of course, this weeks Friday Funnies.  :thumbup_ee: I’ve looked far and wide for this weeks jokes and I reckon I’ve put together a pretty good post for you. I’ve actually based it on a robbery theme, one that I hope you will find a little more than just a little amusing.  :day_dreaming:

True, robbers are usually not considered to be funny and the same thing goes for the act of robbery, Then again, if one looks hard enough you can usually find the funny side of things in most situations.

On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag.

As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber’s face.
Without a moment’s hesitation, the robber shot the customer.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot & killed her also.

Everyone in the bank, by now horrified, stared down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, “Well, did anyone else see my face?”

There was a long moment of dead silence in which everyone was terrified to speak.

Then, one old Australian named Bernie cautiously raised his hand and said,

“My wife got a pretty good look at you !!!!.”

A Robber’s Deed Goes Wrong

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 Bank Robbery Drive Through Prank

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  1. Lmao that was really funny as hell ! I have seen may drive thru pranks , but this one is the best .

  2. Loool! Too bad Bernie’s mother in law wasn’t there also :))

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