For today’s Friday funnies I’m going to visit a little bit of retirement humour. After I read the joke, not only did I have a good laugh, I also came to realise that retirees are pretty smart. It’s not surprising then that this couple came up with the following bit of retirement humour.
Working people frequently ask us retired folk what we do to pass our days. Well, for example, just the other day, Angie and I went into Solihull to do some shopping. When we came out, there was a parking meter attendant writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I told him he was a big ugly waste of space.
He just glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres. Angie then joined in and called him an a–hole.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield then started writing another ticket.This one for no tax disc on display.
This went on for about 10 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, so we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired.
Have you ever wanted to learn how to speak Chinese? You have? But you’ve never done it because learning Chinese looks really hard? Well, it’s you’re lucky day because I’ve discovered a really easy way to learn Chinese. Just study the image below. It has English on the left with the Chinese translation on the right. Just make sure you sound out the Chinese translation in order to absorb the lesson properly.
To finish off I’ve found a really funny video. Have you ever been in a situation where the person next to you fall asleep and leans on you? Perhaps in a plane, train or bus? Well this sexy blondes does an excellent job of falling asleep on a range of victims.
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