When I first started Friday Funnies it was all about finding really funny jokes to make you laugh. I didn’t know way back when I started that I would be able to keep the Friday Funnies series going for so long. Today’s Friday Funnies is #184 and I continue to find really jokes to make you laugh.
I suppose I shouldn’t really be all that surprised as there are probably millions of jokes out there. Some of those jokes probably aren’t all that funny though. At least not to me! Hopefully the jokes that I publish are jokes that make you laugh and that they continue to do so.
More Really Funny Jokes
There are many types of jokes that make people laugh. I found this one pretty funny. It even comes with a cute image that adds to the humour. It’s kind of a new interpretation of being poor. ;) Bought vs Homemade (it just doesn’t get much cuter than this… note the expression in the picture)
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks: “Oh… How did it go”
“I nearly died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.”
Her mother answers laughingly, “But that’s no reason to be ashamed.”
“No… but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
Pretty cute right? I think you’re going to find the next joke pretty funny as well.
Baptising an Irishman
An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when becomes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk shouts,”Yes, I am.”
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies,”No, I haven’t found Jesus!”
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again, but for a little longer. Then again pulls him out of the water and asks, “Have you found Jesus, brother?”
The drunk answers,”No, I haven’t found Jesus!”
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again — but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in??*
Yep, even when they’re drunk the Irish are bloody funny.
And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope you got a kick out of it. Don’t forget, theres always more funny sports jokes at my sports betting site.
Above all, don’t forget to have a great and safe weekend!
About Peter Pelliccia I'm an Aussie blogger who loves to blog and share everything that I've learned on my blogging journey, including blogging tips and ways to blog for money. I am also trying to make my way on YouTube. You can follow my progress by subscribing to My Bonzer Channel.