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Proofreading Is Important Friday Funnies #297

Proofreading is important. Ask any good blogger and they’ll tell you that proofreading is important. Well, this Friday Funnies shows how important it is to proofread when complaining to your landlord, whoever that may be.

Proofreading Is Important When Writing Letters

What you’d about to read is a whole pile of extracts of letters written by council tenants.
1. It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3.. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6.. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen..
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it’s now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife…
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can’t get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. (Yes, that’s very serious I think !)
My favourite, thanks to The Creator….
Proofreading Is Important
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This Post Has 14 Comments

  1. Twitter:
    Even more important than proofreading is laughing! Because a smile on our faces looks so much better, and most important, feels so much better!
    Did you know by the way that a smile is contagious? Just try it out, smile at people around you, and you will notice them smiling back at you, and at other people!
    So thanks for bringing laughter in our lives on this friday :-)
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  2. Lovely article.. made me laugh out loud, especially with this one – “I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen..”. Definitely, it shows, how important proofreading is.

  3. I think now would be a good time to insert an affiliate link for Grammarly! Lol. You made us laugh and now you can make money off of us, too!

    Gosh, I’ve made some mistakes this bad and put them live on the blog. Probably none that were quite as humorous, though.

    Editing and proofreading are my nemesis.

  4. Are these for real?! I think someone with a quirky sense of humor just made these up! But you’re right, proof reading is very important – even for comment sections!

  5. Proofreading is indeed important. I would also like to add that it is important to let another person do the proofreading as you might still miss your own mistakes.

    1. Twitter:
      That’s why I use Grammarly Jason, Grammarly is that friend who’s always looking over my shoulder correcting my mistakes and improving my text.
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  6. Hi Peter,
    Proof reading is definitely very important and reading it with grammar correction makes an article informative, readable and interesting. Thanks a lot .

  7. Twitter:
    LMAO!!! I always think about adding proofing service for those who do their printing with me. I’m sure none of the tenants above would pay, especially the guy with the wrong tool…

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