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Priest Jokes Friday Funnies #146

I’ve written several priest jokes, one that comes to mind involves an Irish Priest. If you’d like to read all the priest jokes just do a search for it using the Google Search bar over there on the right.

The following priest joke had me laughing out loud so I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of it.

Holy Soap, A Priest Joke!

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
  
They undress and step into the showers before they realise there is no soap.
 
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not  bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns  heading his way….Having no place to hide,  he stands against the wall and freezes like he’s  a statue.
 
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

“Oh look” says the first nun, “it’s a soap dispenser”.
 
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
 
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three  times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells….
 
“Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!

Yeah, you just had to laugh at that priest joke.  :lol_tb:

I used the Logo Creator to create the next priest joke. It doesn’t really involve a priest though, it’s more about the young parishioner.

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If you love sport jokes you should read the ones in my sports category.

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