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Political Jokes Friday Funnies #260

Let’s face it, nobody really loves politicians so there really should be a whole lot of political jokes out there.Shit, people love the Irish and blonde women and still there are so many jokes making fun of them. So, by rights there should be heaps of political jokes making fun of politicians. Sort of makes me wonder why I haven’s seen way more political jokes coming through my email.

I did get a political joke today though. :thumbup_tb:

Political Jokes That Make You Laugh

This one just happens to be an Aussie political joke about the Greens.political jokes that make you laugh

A man walks into the Australian Electoral Commission and says to the receptionist, “I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.”

The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.”

He was filling the form OK until he came to the question, ‘Are you circumcised?’ So he asks the receptionist, “Is this question necessary?”

She replied, “If you are circumcised you are not eligible.”

He then asked, “What difference does it make if I am circumcised?”

She replied, “To be eligible to be a Greens MP you have to be a complete dlck”.

Yeah, that really sums up the Green’s party. :lol_tb:

Have you ever wondered how to explain politics to your kids? Well, this guy has a good crack at it.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mother, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”

The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.”

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