As another week rolls by we have a couple of things to look forward to, a great weekend and this weeks Friday Funnies. This weeks joke involves a real life pirate  :smoke_tb: Not at all like Friday Funnies #57 which was was about some poor bloke that had to deal with a pirate costume :wink_ee:

I’ve actually done several “man walks into a bar jokes”, one of the first appeared in Friday Funnies #75, which included one of my funny videos that I personally produced.  :tongue_laugh_ee: This next joke is all about a pirate that walks into a bar.


A pirate walked into a bar, and the barman said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened?   You look terrible.”

“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

pirate jokeThe bartender replied, “Well,  OK, but what about that hook?

What happened to your hand?”

The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a  sword fight.

 My hand was cut off.  I got fitted with a hook but I’m  fine, really.”

“What about that eye patch?”

“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye.”

“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit.”

“It was my first day with the hook.”

And now for this weeks Sexy Sals blonde joke. Ever wondered how you can tell if a blonde has sent you a fax? :wink:

sexy sals blonde fax

And, last but by no means least……..

This weeks Funniest Video

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