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Pirate Joke Just Part Of Friday Funnies #85

As another week rolls by we have a couple of things to look forward to, a great weekend and this weeks Friday Funnies. This weeks joke involves a real life pirate  :smoke_tb: Not at all like Friday Funnies #57 which was was about some poor bloke that had to deal with a pirate costume :wink_ee:

I’ve actually done several “man walks into a bar jokes”, one of the first appeared in Friday Funnies #75, which included one of my funny videos that I personally produced.  :tongue_laugh_ee: This next joke is all about a pirate that walks into a bar.


A pirate walked into a bar, and the barman said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened?   You look terrible.”

“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

pirate jokeThe bartender replied, “Well,  OK, but what about that hook?

What happened to your hand?”

The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a  sword fight.

 My hand was cut off.  I got fitted with a hook but I’m  fine, really.”

“What about that eye patch?”

“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye.”

“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit.”

“It was my first day with the hook.”

And now for this weeks Sexy Sals blonde joke. Ever wondered how you can tell if a blonde has sent you a fax? :wink:

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And, last but by no means least……..

This weeks Funniest Video

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  1. Twitter:
    All great stuff today Sire but I must say this weeks funniest videos come out on top for me.

  2. Twitter:
    Good jokes Sire. What a clumsy pirate. Lucky he wasn’t scratching his crotch?

  3. Twitter:
    lmao you’ve made my day! when I’ve started to read your post, I thought it was an old sailor joke that I already knew, but this one is really awesome!!!thanks for putting that smile on my weary face on this long monday in the office…

  4. Good one…:D
    The pirate joke made me remember the pirates of the Caribbean movie…and johnny deb..!

  5. The pirate joke is excellent but I really enjoyed the video gag with the people going away to Afghanistan. Now that was advanced comedy! :clap_tb:

    1. I like to make sure as many people as possible get something out of the Friday Funnies which is why I include a funny image and video as well as a joke. Glad you liked the video.
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  6. hahaha I like both the video and the the pirate joke. Looking for more..:)

  7. Lol! Nice one!

    Was wondering what would have happened if something bit his crotch though. :)

  8. Dear Sire G:-
    Hmmmm So funny. And So joking video for us hahahahahaha….
    So dear Sire g update more these kind of jokes and funny information foe us.
    -:Thank You:-

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