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Parrot Jokes Friday Funnies #290

For todays Friday Funnies I have two parrot jokes. The first of the parrot jokes is the clean version which I got in an email today.

Parrot Jokes – Curing parrot Of Filth Language

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.  Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. 

John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary. 

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. 

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. 

Fearing that he’d killed the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

“May I ask what the turkey did?”  

The second of the parrot jokes was from back in my high school days, it went something like this….

Parrot Jokes – The Spying Parrot

There was this bloke who was sure that his wife was cheating on him. This was before the days of hidden wireless cameras. He went to a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any exceptionally smart parrots. After explaining why he wanted such a parrot the pet shop owner showed him this parrot with no legs.

Bloke: Come off it man. That parrot is next to useless, how is he going to see what is going on if her can’t sit on the perch?

The pet shop owner explains the parrot would hang on by his penis. Reluctantly the bloke buys the parrot, explains what is expected of him and places him in a spot where he could see both the front door and the bedroom.

The next day after his wife goes shopping he goes up to the parrot and asks him what went on.

Parrot: “Well, the doorbell rang and when your wife answered the door she let this man in. She then threw herself into his arms.”

Bloke: “Yeah, then what happened?’

Parrot: “Well there was all this passionate kissing and your wife put her hand down his crotch”

Bloke: “Yeah, yeah, then hat happened?”

Parrot: “First she rips off his shirt and then he pulls off her t-shirt and her perfectly formed firm breasts popped out!”

Bloke: “Shit, don’t stop now, then what happened?”

Parrot: “I don’t know man, thats when I cracked a stack and fell off the perch!

Finally, my last of the parrot jokes is one I put together using the Creator.

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This was another Friday Funnies that had a parrot in it. That post was called Irish Daredevils!  You should really check that post out for the Wisdom Of An Old Man Joke :wink_ee: Other than that you should also take a look at my really funny sports jokes.

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  1. Twitter:
    My observation as regards the first parrot joke, the parrot likely knew what would happen eventually, but didn’t stop the gesture to prove its bravery…and the lesson there is, we should learn to say sorry as fast as possible, because ordinary sorry is enough to quickly restore peace.

  2. Twitter:
    Nice parrot joke one and i heard it already about this story and its a good moral one. I learnt to change myself from practical short jokes that happens in day to day lives. Like the parrot here which is already knew what would happen next . it just cracks nd says it to the owner. I liked it..

  3. Hi Peter, Good funny parrot joke. But Solomon observation is right. We should learn to say sorry as fast as possible, because sorry is enough to quickly restore peace. I really liked this joke.

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