You may be wondering what political bullshit has to do with this week’s Friday Funnies. Truth be told if we didn’t laugh at all the political bullshit that we come across life just wouldn’t be worth living. Sure there is nothing funny about my video about Australian Politicians Ripping Off Aussies, but I’m sure there is a funny story out there where some smart arse has made a joke out of it.
Back to my funny take on political bullshit.
Political Bullshit #1
These four elderly ladies who lived in Naples, Italy, always sat outside together, near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago, they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.
Never having been to, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on ‘St. Augustine, Florida’. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because, here they are today.
This is TRUE! Really! ABSOLUTELY NO BULLSHIT…
We would not lie to you!
We have a limited supply of this water available at the incredibly low price of just $1,199.99 (+GST) per bottle.
HURRY BEFORE OUR INVENTORY RUNS OUT!
Make cheques payable to The Australian Labor Party
You can trust us! You know we would NEVER lie to you!
Your friend Bill Shorten
What makes this funny is that while the politicians lies may not be so blatant, most of them are still full of shit.
Talking about political bullshit, there are some folk on YouTube who loves taking the piss out of the government. Here is one of their videos.