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Dr Phil Joke

This really isn’t a Dr Phil joke but Dr Phil is in it, and it’s bloody funny, so I’m sticking to the Dr Phil joke heading.

Best Ever Dr Phil Joke

Letter to Dr Phil

Dear Dr Phil,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime – fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and Dr Phil Joketried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner who, it turned out, loves fishing as much as I do. We quickly became “fishin’ buddies.”

As I said, the wife doesn’t care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful fish you’ve ever seen, but just a few minutes later Sam must have hooked its twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice fish that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she’d develop an interest in going fishing with me.

Instead, she says she doesn’t want me to go fishing at all anymore! Not only that, she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn’t like to see me enjoying myself.

What should I do? Continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?



P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two fish we caught.

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Sometime later Ron got the following reply from Dr Phil.

Dear Ron,dr phil joke funny
Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.

Those are two very nice fish!


I thought this joke was so funny that I actually put it on YouTube! Check out The Letter To Dr Phil.  Or you can watch it here.

In the video, I used a different image instead of the one in this post. Which one did you like best, and why?

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Initiative Q A Scam

Initiative Q A Scam? I Hope Not

Is Initiative Q a scam? That was the first thing I asked myself when my son-in-law sent me a link to join Initiative Q. Naturally, the first thing I did was to go online to see if it was a scam. I couldn’t find anything to say that it was. Perhaps, that’s because it’s early days yet.

I looked into it a little more and found that all they required for me to join was an email address and my name.. I didn’t have any qualms about supplying that as it’s readily available online anyway.

I did find one site though,, that asked the Initiative Q founder if it was a pyramid scheme. I’d already come to the conclusion that although it looked like a pyramid scheme, there was no exchange of money so it couldn’t be one.

So, I joined, and I can now invite 5 other people to join using this link. Once those 5 join, they need to contact me so I can verify them. After that, that link will no longer work.

Initiative q A scam

The image above shows how many Q’s I have just for joining. That will rise when each of the 5 new members joins by clicking my link. I don’t know how good the Initiative Q will turn out to be. All I can say is I missed out on the BitCoin roll out, and I’m not going to miss out on the possibility of striking it rich with Initiative Q.

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Siamese Twin Jokes Friday Funnies #335

These Siamese Twin jokes is a first for my Friday Funnies. What inspired me to include Siamese Twin jokes is what motivates the majority of my Friday Funnies, the emails I receive from my mates. Without further ado, I give you the first of my Siamese twin jokes.

Siamese Twin Jokes #1

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Sydney and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, and on the left here is Jim. We’ll have two VB’s, thanks.”

The bartender,  feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday recently, lads?”

“Off to the States next month,” says John. “We go to the States every year, hire a nice car and drive  for miles, don’t we, Jim?”

Jim agrees.

“Ah, The States!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country …… the people, climate, the beer,  the culture .. .. …”

“Nah, we don’t like that American crap,” says John. “Aussie meat pies, chips, and VB, that’s us, hey, Jim? Jim agrees. And we can’t stand the Yanks, not civil and polite like us Aussies.”

“So why keep going to the States?” asks the bartender.

“It’s the only chance  Jim gets to drive.

Blonde Siamese Twin Jokes

A stud met two gorgeous blondes sitting side by side at a bar. They turned out to be Siamese twins joined at the hip, and they eagerly went to his apartment. After screwing the first one, he moved on to the second. The first sister noticed a case in the corner of the room.

“Is that a trombone?” she asked, “I was in the high school band, and would love to play your trombone.”

The guy shrugged, fetched her the instrument and went back to the second sister. As he humped, the first twin played loud, exuberant marches. A few weeks later, the twins were walking past his apartment building, and the first one said, “Let’s stop in and see him.”

The other sister hesitated and asked, “Gee, do you think he’ll remember us?”

Siamese Twin Jokes

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Heaven Jokes Friday Funnies #334

Today’s Friday Funnies focuses on heaven jokes. The first of my heaven jokes came to me in an email.

Heaven Jokes Two Women Meet In Heaven

Two women, Wanda and Sylvia,  bumped into each other on the way to heaven.
“Hi! Wanda.”

“Hi! Sylvia.  How’d you die?””I froze to death,” said Sylvia.

“How horrible,” replied Wanda.

“It wasn’t so bad,” said Sylvia. “After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and I finally died a peaceful death. What about you?”

“I had a massive heart attack. I was sure my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Shit,” said Sylvia. “So, what happened?”

“I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for the bitch. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over dead from a massive heart attack.”

“That’s too bad,” replied Sylvia. “If you’d only looked in the freezer we’d both still be alive.”
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The second of my heaven jokes came from this post.

Heavenly Jokes #2

An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.

They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health, food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.

As they “oohed and aahed” the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. “It’s free,” Peter replied, “this is Heaven.” Next, they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to.

They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, “what are the green fees?” Peter’s reply, “This is heaven, you play for free.”

Next, they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. “How much to eat?” asked the old man. “Don’t you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!” Peter replied with some exasperation. “Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?” the old man asked timidly.

Peter lectured, “That’s the best part, you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat, and you never get sick. This is Heaven.”

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and said, “This is all your fault! If it weren’t for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!”

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