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Funny Irish Friday Funnies #340

Oh, the Funny Irish.  :tongue_laugh_ee: I don’t know what it is about the Irish that folk continually make fun of them. I’m sure the Irish themselves don’t always appreciate all the so-called funny Irish jokes?  :hairout_tb:  

Nevertheless, there’s a sleuth of funny Irish jokes out there with more appearing all the time. Take the following funny Irish joke I got in an email today.

Mick & Paddy Funny Irish Altercation

Mick: I’ve been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.
Paddy: Oh!
Mick:  For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?
Paddy:  No
Mick:  He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876;
If you took night classes you’d know this.

The  next day:

Mick:  Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Paddy:  No
Mick:  He’s the author of “The 3 Musketeers”.
If you took night classes, you’d know this.

The next day….once  again:

Mick:  And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?
Paddy:  No
Mick:  He’s the author of “The Confessions”
If you took night classes, you’d know this.

This  time, Paddy got irritated and said:
And you Mick … Do you know who Sean Reilly is?
Mick:  No.
Paddy:  He’s the fellow who’s bonking your wife?
If you stopped going to night classes, you’d know this!

Funny Irish

Before I go, I’m going to show you my latest YouTube video, about the Funniest Top 10 babies and toddlers video.

This is my first attempt at producing a funny babies video so I really hope you’ll get a kick out of it. If you haven’t already, I’d be stoked if you would do me the honour of subscribing to my Bonzer Channel.

If you’re looking for some laughs, then you check out some of my hilarious jokes.

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Happy 2019 Happy New Year

Happy 2019

Today is the end of 2018, and in a few more hours we’ll be heading to a brand new 2019. This post is to wish everyone a Happy 2019, not to mention that everyone has a Happy New Year celebrations.

Happy 2019 Video

Being the end of the year and all, I decided to produce my final YouTube video for 2019. I called it Happy New Year 2018 Highlights. You can see the video below.

I’ve also decided to run a new Google Ad, so more people get to see the video. I’m hoping that maybe they’ll like the Happy 2019 message so much that some of them may even subscribe to My Bonzer Channel. 😎

This will be my second Google Ad and I hope that it gets me more subscribers than the first Google Ad did!

If you haven’t already, it I’d be stoked if you would do me the honour of subscribing to my Bonzer Channel.

If you’re looking for some laughs, then you check out some of my hilarious jokes.

One again, Happy New Year guys and I hope you have a happy and prosperous 2019!

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Uluwatu Temple Sunset

Beautiful Uluwatu Temple Sunset

On our first trip to Bali, the wife and I, we heard how beautiful the Uluwatu temple sunset was. Now wanting to miss out on nature’s spectacular displays we thought we may as well see for ourselves just how beautiful the Uluwatu temple sunset really was.

The Uluwatu temple itself was pretty cool being built on the edge of a 70metre high cliff that projects out into the sea. Something else that was pretty cool was the number of monkeys that lived around the temple. We heard that you had to be wary of these monkeys as they were known to pinch purses and such. Apparently, you can persuade the little thieves to give the item back by trading some fruit for it.

Apart from the Uluwatu Temple Sunset, the temple is also renowned for the Kecak Fire Dance. The fire dance went on for about an hour, which I thought was a bit much, so I produced a video of Highlights of Kecak Firedance.

As for the Uluwatu Temple Sunset, this was my favourite.

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Breeding Bulls Friday Funnies #339

Who ever thought that breeding bulls would be funny? I certainly didn’t, until I found this joke in my email. Then again, it’s not so much the breeding of bulls that is funny as the story behind it is. I think it’s best that you read the following for yourself.

My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show, and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen, and there was a sign attached that said…..

Breeding Bulls THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

breeding bulls

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’ 

We walked to the second pen which had a  sign attached that said…

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR

breeding bulls-2

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s almost 3 times a week! You could learn a lot from him.’

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters…

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

breeding bulls-3

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day!You could REALLY learn something from this one.’ 

I looked at her and said, ‘Why don’t you go over and ask him if it was with the same cow?’

breeding bulls-ouch

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

Don’t forget to check out some of my other hilarious jokes. Love funny videos? Then you’ve got to watch my funny laughaholics videos. Also, don’t forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel.

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