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Political Bullshit Friday Funnies #337

You may be wondering what political bullshit has to do with this week’s Friday Funnies. Truth be told if we didn’t laugh at all the political bullshit that we come across life just wouldn’t be worth living. Sure there is nothing funny about my video about Australian Politicians Ripping Off Aussies, but I’m sure there is a funny story out there where some smart arse has made a joke out of it.

Back to my funny take on political bullshit.

Political Bullshit #1

These four elderly ladies who lived in Naples, Italy, always sat outside together, near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago, they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

Political bullshit

Never having been to, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on ‘St. Augustine, Florida’. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because, here they are today.

political bullshit 2


We would not lie to you!

We have a limited supply of this water available at the incredibly low price of just $1,199.99 (+GST) per bottle.



Make cheques payable to The Australian Labor Party

You can trust us! You know we would NEVER lie to you!

Your friend  Bill Shorten

What makes this funny is that while the politicians lies may not be so blatant, most of them are still full of shit.

Talking about political bullshit, there are some folk on YouTube who loves taking the piss out of the government. Here is one of their videos.

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Dr Phil Joke

This really isn’t a Dr Phil joke but Dr Phil is in it, and it’s bloody funny, so I’m sticking to the Dr Phil joke heading.

Best Ever Dr Phil Joke

Letter to Dr Phil

Dear Dr Phil,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime – fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and Dr Phil Joketried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner who, it turned out, loves fishing as much as I do. We quickly became “fishin’ buddies.”

As I said, the wife doesn’t care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful fish you’ve ever seen, but just a few minutes later Sam must have hooked its twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice fish that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she’d develop an interest in going fishing with me.

Instead, she says she doesn’t want me to go fishing at all anymore! Not only that, she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn’t like to see me enjoying myself.

What should I do? Continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?



P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two fish we caught.

sexy Dr. Phil joke

Sometime later Ron got the following reply from Dr Phil.

Dear Ron,dr phil joke funny
Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.

Those are two very nice fish!


I thought this joke was so funny that I actually put it on YouTube! Check out The Letter To Dr Phil.  Or you can watch it here.

In the video, I used a different image instead of the one in this post. Which one did you like best, and why?

Don’t forget to check out some of my other hilarious jokes. Love funny videos? Then you’ve got to watch my funny laughaholics videos. Also, don’t forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel.

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Initiative Q A Scam

Initiative Q A Scam? I Hope Not

Is Initiative Q a scam? That was the first thing I asked myself when my son-in-law sent me a link to join Initiative Q. Naturally, the first thing I did was to go online to see if it was a scam. I couldn’t find anything to say that it was. Perhaps, that’s because it’s early days yet.

I looked into it a little more and found that all they required for me to join was an email address and my name.. I didn’t have any qualms about supplying that as it’s readily available online anyway.

I did find one site though,, that asked the Initiative Q founder if it was a pyramid scheme. I’d already come to the conclusion that although it looked like a pyramid scheme, there was no exchange of money so it couldn’t be one.

So, I joined, and I can now invite 5 other people to join using this link. Once those 5 join, they need to contact me so I can verify them. After that, that link will no longer work.

Initiative q A scam

The image above shows how many Q’s I have just for joining. That will rise when each of the 5 new members joins by clicking my link. I don’t know how good the Initiative Q will turn out to be. All I can say is I missed out on the BitCoin roll out, and I’m not going to miss out on the possibility of striking it rich with Initiative Q.

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Siamese Twin Jokes Friday Funnies #335

These Siamese Twin jokes is a first for my Friday Funnies. What inspired me to include Siamese Twin jokes is what motivates the majority of my Friday Funnies, the emails I receive from my mates. Without further ado, I give you the first of my Siamese twin jokes.

Siamese Twin Jokes #1

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Sydney and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, and on the left here is Jim. We’ll have two VB’s, thanks.”

The bartender,  feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday recently, lads?”

“Off to the States next month,” says John. “We go to the States every year, hire a nice car and drive  for miles, don’t we, Jim?”

Jim agrees.

“Ah, The States!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country …… the people, climate, the beer,  the culture .. .. …”

“Nah, we don’t like that American crap,” says John. “Aussie meat pies, chips, and VB, that’s us, hey, Jim? Jim agrees. And we can’t stand the Yanks, not civil and polite like us Aussies.”

“So why keep going to the States?” asks the bartender.

“It’s the only chance  Jim gets to drive.

Blonde Siamese Twin Jokes

A stud met two gorgeous blondes sitting side by side at a bar. They turned out to be Siamese twins joined at the hip, and they eagerly went to his apartment. After screwing the first one, he moved on to the second. The first sister noticed a case in the corner of the room.

“Is that a trombone?” she asked, “I was in the high school band, and would love to play your trombone.”

The guy shrugged, fetched her the instrument and went back to the second sister. As he humped, the first twin played loud, exuberant marches. A few weeks later, the twins were walking past his apartment building, and the first one said, “Let’s stop in and see him.”

The other sister hesitated and asked, “Gee, do you think he’ll remember us?”

Siamese Twin Jokes

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