OK, guys, this isn't your typical post. I've recently posted a YouTube video about what I thought was a really fashionable man's wallet. The problem is when my wife saw my new wallet she said it was a woman's wallet, which is why I called the video, Is This A Man's Wallet? Would A Man Dare Use This Wallet? So, even though I thought it was the best wallet ever, man's wallet that is, my wife's comment has brought it into question. Best Wallet Ever Fiasco Anyway, I've embedded a poll within the video. The survey states, Is This A Man's Wallet with a simple yes or no selection of responses. My problem is that at the moment the result stands at 50/50. Please, folks, I love my wallet, and I really need you guys to help me out and take the poll and vote for it being a man's wallet. So please, head on over to YouTube by clicking this link and give me the boost I need. While you're there why not check out my Laughaholics Videos. Heck, you’ll like it so much you know you’re going to want to subscribe to my channel.
No bullshit, this post is called Funny English Language because the English language can be pretty funny because of how it's interpreted. The Funny English Language Is Wonderful Take for example this made up tale about one of our Greens senators. Then again, it might be funnier if I substitute it for Pauline Hanson, her being such a political comedian and all. 😝 One Nation senator, Pauline Hanson, is touring live cattle export yards in the senator's chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road; they hit it full on, and the vehicle comes to a stop. Pauline in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check - you were driving." The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. "You were driving, go and tell the farmer, " says Pauline, "I can't afford to be blamed for anything." The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. "My god, what happened to you?" asks Pauline. The chauffeur replies "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whiskey. The wife gave me a slap up meal and the daughter made love to me. "What on earth did you say?" asks Pauline. "I knocked on the door and when it answered, I said to them I’m Pauline Hanson's chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the cow." I thought with all…
G’day folks and welcome for the first ever Friday Funnies using OceanWP my latest theme. A pretty good theme don’t you think? Anyway, today’s Friday Funnies are about hunting jokes. After wracking my brain I don’t think I’ve covered hunting jokes before so this will be a first.
Funniest Hunting Jokes
There were these two Irish hunters who were lucky enough to bag themselves a deer buck. As they were dragging their dead deer back to their car they came along another hunter. He was also dragging his dead deer.
He says to the two Irish hunters, “Hey, I don’t want to tell you guys how to do things, but you’ll find it so much easier if you drag the deer from the other end. That way the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”
As they watched the other hunter dragging his deer away they decided to try it. Sometime later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”
“Sure is,” replied the other, “but we seem to be getting further away from the truck.”
The next of my hunting jokes explains why it’s not a good idea to take your wife with you on your hunting trip. 🤪
Hunting With The Wife
Dan was itching to start off on his hunting trip. He gets up early itching to bag his first deer for the season. He goes to the kitchen to brew himself some coffee and was surprised to his wife dressed in camouflage.
“You going to a masquerade or something?” he asks his wife. She just smiles, “Nope, I’m going hunting with you! I thought it would be nice to spend some time together”
Dan couldn’t see anyway around this and so reluctantly takes her along. Once they arrive at the hunting site. Dan sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and says, “If you see a deer, take careful aim before you shoot, and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”(more…)