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Before we get into this weeks Friday Funnies, Five Older Ladies, I want to remind everybody that Mother’s Day isn’t all that far away. In case you didn’t know Mothers Day was invented by those sly marketers so they could capitalize on people’s love for their mothers. They made sure that mothers knew about it so that they would expect something from their kids. Even though they would never say anything we all know how devastated they would be if they were forgotten on this day. Especially when going out for a coffee with their friends and having to listen to all the gifts they got from their children and dreading the “What did your kids get for you?”
Yep, those marketers are a cruel bunch, but that’s no reason why you shouldn’t get in on the action. My previous post outlines what I did to capitalise on this important opportunity to milk the situation.
Five Older Ladies
If you’re a Friday Funnies regular you know that I’ve featured the antics of the older generation on a few occasions. Well, I’ve got another one today because they’re almost as popular as the blonde jokes I know you’re going to love this one.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies,
two in the front seat and three in the back…wide eyed and white as ghosts. Read the rest of this entry