Tech Support Friday Funnies #57


I love it when people come to read my blog and it’s great when they take the time to leave a comment. I know how busy they are and it really pains me when I have to delete their comment because they didn’t follow the instructions that I leave at the beginning of my Friday Funnies post. If you don’t want your comment deleted take note that I will only accept comments from people who have liked my Facebook Fan Page! It’s really easy to do too, you just click on that link that takes you to my Fan Page and then click on the Like button. Do that and I will accept your comment. Fail to do that and I will delete it.

OK, now that we have that out of the way let’s get on with this week’s Friday Funnies. You’re going to love this one  :thumbup_tb:

Golden Syrup And Customer Service

In my last post I emphasised how important customer service was to having a successful business so I thought it only natural that Friday’s Funnies should include a modicum of what customer service is all about.  :laugh_tb:

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn’t know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

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Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint..

A week passes and he receives another parcel and note

Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk’s habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from Read the rest of this entry

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Success How Many Factors Lead To Success


Success Secrets?

I read a post today from my mate Mitch titled The Secret To Success Is….. in which he posted a great video naming one specific thing that you need to be successful. While I agree with him that the reason he named can be very important I don’t believe it to be the sole factor. I don’t believe that any one factor can lead to success. Nope, in my humble opinion a person’s success is usually attributed to several factors. Over the weekend I went to the Australian Grand Prix and whilst I wanted Alonso to win in his Ferrari the person who actually achieved success was Kimi Raikkonen in his Lotus. While his successful win can be attributed to a team effort a lot of it due to the Kimi’s personal attributes. Had someone else been driving the car it could well have been a different result. Read the rest of this entry

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Friday Funnies #56

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Friday Funnies Rules

Naturally bloggers as a whole love to get comments but what they love more than comments is that people actually read the post and abide by Comment Policy when one exists. Unfortunately a lot of commentators just pop in, leave a comment and leave thinking they’ve gotten themselves a nice link. Sometimes it’s hard to determine when this occurs and so bloggers may leave the comment because they assume the commentator has done all the right things. Over the last few weeks I’ve been trying to get people to like my FaceBook Fan Page and so I’ve added one more very simple rule to my comment policy. This is that they have to like my Page in order for their comment to be approved. Not a big ask as they only have to do it once and yet people leave comments without liking the page. As I stipulate this rule at the beginning of every post it shows me they’re not even bothering to read it. And yet they leave a comment saying how funny they found the joke. You know what is funny, when I spam their comments  :lol_ee: So, please, for your own sake don’t leave a comment unless you have like my FaceBook Fan Page first.

Friday Funnies & Professor Higgins

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscle Contraction’ to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, ‘Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?’ Read the rest of this entry

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