Friday Funnies #41 Horny Wife

always horny

It’s been a week since moving this blog to [inmotion hosting] and I have to admit I’m loving the fact that the blog loads so quickly and that I was able to keep all my plugins. Don’t worry, I’ll do a more detailed post on how the move went, why I chose them and what I think of their service. But not today, because today is Friday and you all know what that means? Yep, it’s time for me to entertain you with this weeks Friday Funnies.  :drunk_tb:

This next joke is an Aussie one and it took place at the Royal Show. I have to admit I thought the joke was pretty far fetched because it portrays a wife who wanted her husband to perform a lot more often in bed and we all know that once your married the reverse is true, isn’t that right guys?  :tongue_laugh_ee: Anyway, here’s the joke, you guys decide for yourself.

BE CAREFUL WHAT U SAY TO YOUR WIFE!

My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, Read the rest of this entry

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How To Optimize Your WordPress Blog

web page speed

I promised you in the last post that I would tell you how to optimize your blog so that you can increase it’s speed and at the same time keep Google happy. Before optimising this blog and moving it to {inmotion hosting}, it used to take over 12 seconda for the page to fully load. Now it takes around 3 seconds. You have to admit that is a pretty big difference. This post will be the first of a series of posts that wil explain how it did it. The first step was to resolve the issues suppled by Google’s Page Speed Insight. The initial scan of this blog showed that as far as Google was concerned I had some high priority issues to resolve.

High priority.These suggestions represent the largest potential performance wins for the least development effort. You should address these items first: Serve scaled images, Leverage browser caching, Enable compression, Optimize images

For the purpose of this post I will show you how to resolve these issues starting off with serving scaled images. Read the rest of this entry

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WassupBlog Now Hosted On A VPS Host

google speed

You certainly don’t have to be Tom Cruise to have a need for speed! Nope, you just have to be a blogger who wants to supply his readers with the ultimate experience. Sure, we all know that content is king but, people may not hang around long enough to see how good your content really is if your blog takes too long to load.  That’s bad and what’s worse is that if you’re blog is all about making money then having a slow blog may be costing you sales.

I’ve done a couple of posts on how to increase your blog speed, the last one being Taking The Time To Increase Your Blog’s Speed., but this one is going to show you ways that won’t just make your blog faster it will also make Google happier, and we all want to do that don’t we?  :tongue_laugh_ee:

I’ve put up with this blog loading too slowly for way too long and because I didn’t want to Read the rest of this entry

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