There have been times in my life when I’ve been asked whether I am a tit ass or leg man. Heck, I’m sure many men throughout the ages have been asked the same thing on more than one occasion. In case you’re wandering about my preferences I don’t particularly have one as I’m quite happy to admire whatever women are prepared to show me. If their going to give me some cleavage I am quite happy to take in the site. The same goes for those women who insist on wearing tight skirts, shorts or pants as well as those who wear those lovely short numbers.
Heck, I love women so much that it’s not unusual for me to post some revealing images on this very blog, not to mention my sexual aid blog Heck, I’ve used so many images I get emails from folk warning me to be careful so as to not offend the big G. So many emails that I;m thinking of writing a post about sex and Google. But not today, today it’s all about Friday Funnies and as you might of guessed, this weeks Friday Funnies is going to contain some tits in it. So, if the naked breast offends you then you had better move on because this post is not for you.
Fifty Shades Of Grey
Although I haven’t read it I’ve heard a lot about the book Fifty Shades Of Grey and how it can release you inhibitions. After seing this funny poem it kind of made me want to go out and buy the damn thing.
Me missus bought a paperback
Down town on Saturday,
I had a peep into her bag;’Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
Her left hand held a length of rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down onto the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet
A cuppla minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris,
You would see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d uttered.
She stood there nude, just naked like,
Bent forward just a bit ….
I took a pace to brace meself And stood on her left tit!
Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!”
Well readers, I won’t tell no more
What happened on that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned “fifty shades of grey”.
And now for a bit of country western as this video is one of a bloke called Rodney Carrington and it’s all about trying to get the audience to show them their titties
Show Me Your Titties Song
What, you don’t think women flashing their boobs in public because some guy asks them to isn’t funny? Heck, if I didn’t know any better I would have sworn he wrote that song after reading the post Taking Off Your Clothes For The Greater Good.
Aunty Acid And Her Boobs
Well, that’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies. I hope you liked it enough to give it a Tweet, FaceBook Like or something to share it with your friends so they can enjoy it as well.
Like any other business an online business does come with certain expenses and one of those is the constant renewal of your domain name. This may not be necessary if you use BlueHost or Green Geeks as your web host because they both give you a free domain for life when hosting with them. Unfortunately not everyone hosts with them, I know I didn’t at the beginning, and even if you do you only get one free domain. The question is are you paying too much for your domain? I think it’s a safe bet to say that a lot of you are. I know I was.
If you are paying more than is necessary this post will show you how to reduce that cost thereby increasing the profitability of your online business.
How Much Does A Domain Cost?
What surprises me is not that there is a way to minimize your domain cost but that it’s taken so long for me to share it with you. I’ve known about it for awhile but it wasn’t until I got notification that my theelusivepotofgold domain was about to expire and that it was going to cost me $59 to renew it for two years that it dawned on my to tell you aboutDynadot my domain registrar of choice.
Ever since finding out about them I’ve been slowly transferring my domains over to them one at a time. Truth be told they’re a lot more than a simple Domain Registra, but I’ll let Dr. Domain show you what they’re all about.
So, what you need to remember is that Dynadot is an ICANN accredited registrar, not a reseller. This is why they are able to offer some of the lowest prices on the internet, speaking of which, all prices listed here are in US Dollars and yes, Paypal is accepted.
Anyway, transferring my domain from my old registrar to Dynadot only cost me $9.50 and because it also included a year of domain renewal I saved myself $40 over two years. This means that I have another $40 up my sleeve and I’m going to use that to purchase some more nifty plugins from JVZoo. Which ones? Well I reckon you’re going to have to wait for that information in one of my future posts.
I have to admit that I’m pretty happy the way Friday Funnies has turned out to be such a success. Not only am I getting great feedback from readers, both in the comments section and via email, but as it turns out it is also generating quite a bit of traffic. Why, just checking todays stats shows that a good 30% of my traffic is being generated by people looking for a good laugh. When you consider all the bad news in the world it’s not surprising that so many people are looking for something to cheer them up.
Sex In The Hospital
A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! …… Why is he doing that?’
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”
”Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay” said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed;
“Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?”
The doctor spoke very calmly, “Same illness, better health plan.”
Now, that is the sort of health plan I’d happily be a part of
Keeping with the hospital theme I found a really funny YouTube video featuring Mr Bean.
Mr. Beans Hospital Escapades
Aunty Acid And PMS
That’s it guys. Thanks for taking part in this weeks Friday Funnies and I hope you all have a great weekend! Oh, in case you’re looking for some great, funny reading material, here’s some great stuff from Amazon.
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