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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

I can’t believe it’s Friday already! What a shame that I have to work this weekend.  :C: Oh well, at least I have Friday Funnies #177 to look forward to. I’m going to dedicate this weeks Friday Funnies to some of the great things that kids come up with. That’s why I’ve called the post Out of the Mouths of Babes  :smile:  

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes Series

The first ‘out of the mouths of babes, comes from a sweet little girl at school.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was too small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, ‘When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah’.

The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to Hell?’

The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him . ‘  :devil_tb:

The second out of the mouths of babes is from another little kindergarten girl.

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. 

The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’ 

The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.’

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a minute.’  :smile:  

out of the mouths of babes

The next out of the mouths of babes is a good one.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’

Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.’

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Mummy, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?’   :lol_ee:

This next kid is a classic.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michae l, he’s a doctor.’

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ‘And there’s our teacher, she’s dead.’   :lol_tb:  

For our last Out Of The Mouths Of Babes we go a Catholic school.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun wrote a note, and posted on the apple tray:’Take only ONE . God is watching.’ 

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
 One of the children had written this note: ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’  :angel1:  

That’s it guys. I hope you enjoyed the Out Of The Mouths Of Babes series. Don’t forget to brighten up your mate’s day by sharing this post.

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    Hi Peter,

    Wow… beautiful posts; they got me cracking up seriously.

    Thanks bro, just couldn’t leave without writing a comment to prove that at least some one enjoyed and appreciated it.

    I loved the one about God the most.

    By the way, it’s my first time on your blog.

    Thanks again and I’m so sharing this post

  2. Thanks Peter for making me laugh again with these jokes! I loved the one with the teacher trying to convince the little guys to buy the pic, lol.
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