Orgasm Joke Friday Funnies #168

Orgasm aren’t normally considered to be funny. That’s because people normally associate orgasms with ecstasy than hilarity. That being the case there are times when you can laugh at orgasms. That’s usually when you come across some funny jokes the revolve around orgasms in general.

Orgasms The Funny Side Of Ecstasy

The first one happens to a man sitting next to a woman who is obviously enjoying herself, perhaps a little too much.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

A young lady was sat on an airplane when she suddenly sneezed, “Aaaaatchooooooooo! Ooooooh oh yeah.”

The man sat next to her asked if she was okay. She replied, “I’m wonderful, never felt better.”

A short while later she sneezed again, “Aaaaatchoooo! Oh my god! oh yeah!”

Again the man enquired if she was okay. She replied, “Ooooh wonderful, never felt better.”

A few minutes later she does it again, “Aaaatchooooooooooo! Oh uh uh oh yeah oh god yeah!”

The man by this time was a bit concerned, he enquired again, “are you okay? What’s with all the moaning?”

She replied, “I have a medical condition, every time I sneeze, I orgasm.”

“Wow!”, replied the man, “Are you taking anything for it?”

“Yes”, she answered, “Pepper.”

Then there’s this bloke who reckons we’re doing things back to front. This is how he sees it.

I want to live my next life backwards :You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.You work 40 years until you”re too young to work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you”re generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then…

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap, and then…

You finish off as an orgasm.I rest my case.

I have to admit, life does sound a little better when you look at it that way.  :day_dreaming:

Finally we take a look at a couple of kids impression of an orgasm.

orgasm joke

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Sure hope you enjoyed learning all about orgasms.  :drunk_tb:

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  1. Pepper :D Lol … ROFL
    Pepper seriously ?
    Where did you get his from buddy ? Every time I see your posts, I pick a random one, read it, Laugh n share the url. Hilarious !!

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