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Old Ladies Funnies Friday Funnies #160

It’s still Friday morning and I’m just about to set off to work but before doing that I wanted to post this weeks Friday Funnies. The reason for that is so you guys have something to come to when you come home from a hard day at work. Todays Friday Funnies is about 5 old ladies.

5 Old Ladies

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH.

He says he to himself: “This dumb driver can be just as dangerous as those speeding wankers!”
So he
turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back…wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactlyAS I ALWAYS DO…Twenty-two kilometres an hour!”… The old woman says a bit proudly.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.

“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask…Is everyone in this car OK? These lovely old ladies seem awfully shaken, and they haven’t made a peep this whole time,” the officer asks.

“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189..”

That joke reminds me of a joke I did on YouTube. Nothing to do with old ladies but it does involve an old bloke.  :thumbup_ee:


After watching it again it actually does involve one old lady.  :smoke_tb:

Speaking of old ladies, looking at what some of these young women are up to these days you can just imagine what they’re all going to look like in their twilight years. I found this old ladies joke courtesy of a Google search.

old ladies in tattoos

That’s it for another Friday Funnies. Sure hope you liked it enough to share it with your mates. Don’t forget to have a great weekend.  :drunk_tb:

Don’t forget to check out my funny sports jokes.

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    Haha – brilliant, I can’t get enough of your funny posts!


      1. Twitter:
        Oh I thought they remain the same :) or may be the color of the tattoo change with time .I like this site .unique jokes are shared here

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